True Friendship
Are you tired of all those sissy friendship poems that always sound
good,but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad -I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry meanie who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
good,but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad -I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry meanie who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bass tard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the he11 away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy azz.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'0
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