found meeself a right political movement to join
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Just what I been lookin' for, where does me join up?[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Thanks for the brochure ! [:D] 0 -
Illegals go to the front of the line[}:)][}:)][:(][;)][xx(][V] 0 -
You're all going to be rounded up and taken to the State Farm. You will be stripped, washed, and re-educated there by a huge, fierce dominatrix, who in her public life is known as "Rosie". You'll think "guys" when Rosie gets a-hold of you...she knows boys and she knows exactly how to deal with them!
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quote:Originally posted by Sturmgewehr
You're all going to be rounded up and taken to the State Farm. You will be stripped, washed, and re-educated there by a huge, fierce dominatrix, who in her public life is known as "Rosie". You'll think "guys" when Rosie gets a-hold of you...she knows boys and she knows exactly how to deal with them!
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Ya juss dawn't read the forum, dew ya? It's already has been done, some are just lagging in expression.0 -
quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
quote:Originally posted by Sturmgewehr
You're all going to be rounded up and taken to the State Farm. You will be stripped, washed, and re-educated there by a huge, fierce dominatrix, who in her public life is known as "Rosie". You'll think "guys" when Rosie gets a-hold of you...she knows boys and she knows exactly how to deal with them!
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Ya juss dawn't read the forum, dew ya? It's already has been done, some are just lagging in expression.
I told you Esteban wouldn't call you back. Now look what you've done! He's run away to the hills to to join up with the Contras!
I'm going to put you into a little hand-combed cotton number today, thesneakyrussian. Simple, but elegant, with slits at the sides that subtly reflect your worldly sophistication and sexual elan. We're going to let this tough, no-nonsense Little Black Dress do all the talking, , by keeping the accessories to a minimum. We'll go with the pressed-steel auto-marque earrings and understated patent pumps by Yanni. You'll carry a kicky little purse made from a humanely-harvested box-turtle's shell on a quietly assertive strap of particolored faux Sillystring.
Makeup will be minimalist, in keeping with our stealth theme... just a little ebony lipstick and a touch of purple eye shadow. Nails? Short and clean, (Think Billy Mays or that Broom Hunk) with a classic salesman's hard-shine buff.
Of course you are dying to ask, "But which wig shall I wear?"
Well, , I want you to be daring! Be strong! Be aggressively, phallically understated in an overstated way! I want you to join my FASHION TERRORISTS!
What am I saying? Simple! SHAVE THAT HEAD, ! I'm talking a real hot lather, steaming towel, straight RAZOR SHAVE here, !! Then, hot-wax with natural tropical carnauba and buff to a brilliant shine. We'll round out your look with gold-leaf cladding for your remaining front tooth and a cruel little EYE PATCH!!!!!!!! You'll knock 'em dead, kid !0 -
Who's troll account is this? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by drobs
Who's troll account is this?
Isn't it obvious? Sexually repressed, with homosexual and cross dressing fantasies... Who else?0 -
quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
quote:Originally posted by drobs
Who's troll account is this?
Isn't it obvious? Sexually repressed, with homosexual and cross dressing fantasies... Who else?
It would be VERY rare for a guy who was looking for public sex to come onto another guy (no pun intended) who was not also looking for same sex contact. There are various signals that give this away.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Sturmgewehr
quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
quote:Originally posted by drobs
Who's troll account is this?
Isn't it obvious? Sexually repressed, with homosexual and cross dressing fantasies... Who else?
It would be VERY rare for a guy who was looking for public sex to come onto another guy (no pun intended) who was not also looking for same sex contact. There are various signals that give this away.
Typical friend response... Typical liberal response too. Oh well, whatever floats your boat.0
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