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I peed on my foot

GuvamintCheese
I hope that this is not an indication of how the rest of my day goes. ..[:o)]
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  • CHGOTHNDER
    Make sure you wash.[xx(]
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  • sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Make sure you wash.[xx(]


    Why should he wash? In the Army they taught us how not to pee on our hands. If you maintain good personal hygiene, (wash yourself daily), there should be no problems. [:D][:D]
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  • spryor
    Well, before long you'll have to sit to accomplish that task, and that plays hell on the male psyche.[;)]
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  • Captplaid
    and you are from west Virginia. and proud of it.
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  • tr fox
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    I hope that this is not an indication of how the rest of my day goes. ..[:o)]


    So....are you gonna change that pee soaked shoe or just go around all day like that?
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  • gbeggrow
    and your feet too![:D]

    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Make sure you wash.[xx(]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by tr fox
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    I hope that this is not an indication of how the rest of my day goes. ..[:o)]


    So....are you gonna change that pee soaked shoe or just go around all day like that?
    There you go assuming again, what shoe?
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  • Captplaid
    I hear a little urine is good for the athletes foot.
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  • Nighthawk
    Could be to your advantage, Ive heard several people who urinate on a deer scrape. They claim it works?
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  • 320090T
    There are some stories you just shouldn't tell......
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  • TooBig
    Who Pee your going to have to let the pressure build a little more and get more pressure up.[:D][:D][:D][:D][}:)][}:)]
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Make sure you wash.[xx(]


    Why should he wash? In the Army they taught us how not to pee on our hands. If you maintain good personal hygiene, (wash yourself daily), there should be no problems. [:D][:D]


    remind me not to shake your hand when/if we meet. [;)]
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  • rider
    I remember a little sign in the local airport directly in front of the urinal...."Those with low manifold pressure, Taxi up closer".

    I have always heeded this advice.....[:)][:)]
    rider
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  • Turbo72
    I hope your aim is better when you are shooting guns![:D]
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  • Colt Super
    I also peed on your foot.

    I guess you didn't notice...

    Doug
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  • tacking1
    cmpn
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  • Mk 19
    time to get the old prostate looked at[?]
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  • Rosie
    In a certain place in the world we peed on our rifles to make them rust for camo effect. True
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  • Chief Shaway
    I'd say about 1/4-1/2 of a tablet of Viagra is in order. [:D]
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  • flyingtorpedo
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Make sure you wash.[xx(]


    Why should he wash? In the Army they taught us how not to pee on our hands. If you maintain good personal hygiene, (wash yourself daily), there should be no problems. [:D][:D]


    remind me not to shake your hand when/if we meet. [;)]


    His hand isn't the problem. Just stay away from anything below the waist. [:D][:D]
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  • needmyguns
    YOU NEED TO PINCH IT FOR AWHILE AND BUILD UP A LITTLE PRESSURE FIRST..
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  • Gun_Poor
    I had a friend that used to pee on my shoe while standing next to me at the urinal. He would talk to me while he was doing it. I couldnt help but laugh as I slowly caught on. He only got away with it twice.[B)]
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
    Make sure you wash.[xx(]


    Why should he wash? In the Army they taught us how not to pee on our hands. If you maintain good personal hygiene, (wash yourself daily), there should be no problems. [:D][:D]


    it took the army to teach you not to pee on yourself[?]
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  • Marc1301
    Am I supposed to be surprised at this news?[xx(]
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  • Rockatansky
    Golden showers, eh? Kinky.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
    Golden showers, eh? Kinky.


    last time i used that term i was chef'n, i had this hostess{hot,hot,hot} come back in the kitchen, i can't remember the reason, but she told me i was "on her sheet list", without missing a beat i asked her "is that anything like a golden shower", she didn't talk to me for a few days
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  • Rockatansky
    I guess, 1911, she wasn't all that kinky [:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:I peed on my foot


    And you admit it in open forum....
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    quote:I peed on my foot


    And you admit it in open forum....


    Yep, its just a forum...not like its real life.
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  • FrancF
    Like I always say-
    "Don't pee on my foot and say its raining"[:D][:o)]
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