Today's Proverb
If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. [:D]
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He who stand on toilet high on pot. 0 -
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein0 -
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. 0 -
The wages of sin is death.
But the hours and benefits package are unbeatable.0 -
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
I want to become immortal through not dying
Woody Allen
I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens!
Woody Allen0 -
I likes eggs, Howard. I loves dem eggs. Sometimes I likes dem hod-boyulled, sometimes I likes dem fried. What I don'ts likes is when dem eggs be soffboyulled, because all I gots me is dis one here toof and it dribbles down my chin and makes a mess. So, dats why I order an omelet!
Leon Spinks to Howard Cosell, after being asked how it feels to be the new Heavyweight Champion of the World.0 -
If ye wears two shirts, ye's bellybutton lint will be the color of the shirt on the outside. 0 -
"There is no problem that can"t be solved by the judicious application of HIGH EXPLOSIVES".
Honest Don's Machine Gun Parlor
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quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. [:D]
Thank you, Jonathan Swift.
Nice "Modest Proposal"
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite. 0
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