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tazzer
this may be old if so please forgive me [;)][:D][:D]
> A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Georgia recently with two
> ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
>
> The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
> fish?" "Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
> licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
>
> "Pet fish?" "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake
> and
> let
> 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right
> back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
>
> "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
> The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's
> the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
>
> "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
> The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
> After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"
>
> "Well, what?", says the redneck.
>
> The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
>
> "Call who back?"
>
> "The FISH," replied the warden!
>
> "What fish?" replied the redneck.
>
> Moral of the story: Georgia rednecks may not be as smart as some
> city slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some government employees.
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  • tazzer
    A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Alabama as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.

    The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"

    "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

    "Pet fish??"

    "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

    "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."

    The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"

    "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

    The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

    After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

    "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

    The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"

    "Call who back?"

    "The FISH," replied the warden!

    "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

    You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
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  • phillip
    [:D][:D]
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  • oldemagics
    sorta like the redneck who shot a doe out of season.
    as he's draggin out, a game officer walks up to the other side of the fence, in full uniform and asks what he thinks he is doing.
    "why i got me a nice doe deer!" he exclaims.
    "whydontcha hep me git r over this here fence?"
    the warden is a bit puzzled over the fellas reaction but helps wrangle the deer over the fence. at least, he figures he didnt have to lift the evidence over alone.
    "now y'all wait right here a minute, i got me another one just behind them there bushes." says the redneck as he grabs his rifle and heads towards the woods...



    and dont ya know that boy ain't been seen since!
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  • bamafan
    [:D][:D]
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  • yearofspider
    Both good ones[:D][:D][:D]
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  • Mr. Gunz
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • fastcarsgofast
    [:D][:D][:D]
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