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  • Dakota308
    i read the first paragraph enough said
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  • Civil Rights
    almost as good as this one

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html
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  • 11b6r
    Who was it that said "No one ever went broke OVERESTIMATING human stupidity?" BTW, for those that are having trouble getting a deer this year, I have a cousin that works for the CIA Satellite Imagerying Dept, and for a very small fee he can scan your hunting area, locate a buck of any given Boone & Crockett score, and guide it to you using microwave emissions. Let's keep this very quiet so the game warden does not hear about it- small bills only, please.[:p]
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  • Odawgp
    quote:MONROE, La. - A man was sentenced to more than four years in prison for bilking friends and family out of more than $800,000 by convincing them that his wife was a government agent who could arrange to have their medical problems diagnosed by satellite imaging.


    What I want to know is how do you bilk someone?????
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  • steeltoe1978
    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
    Who was it that said "No one ever went broke OVERESTIMATING human stupidity?" BTW, for those that are having trouble getting a deer this year, I have a cousin that works for the CIA Satellite Imagerying Dept, and for a very small fee he can scan your hunting area, locate a buck of any given Boone & Crockett score, and guide it to you using microwave emissions. Let's keep this very quiet so the game warden does not hear about it- small bills only, please.[:p]


    Can I just paypal you the money? I'm very interested in this! Can your cousin re-direct fish too? [:D][;)][:o)]
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  • guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
    Who was it that said "No one ever went broke OVERESTIMATING human stupidity?" BTW, for those that are having trouble getting a deer this year, I have a cousin that works for the CIA Satellite Imagerying Dept, and for a very small fee he can scan your hunting area, locate a buck of any given Boone & Crockett score, and guide it to you using microwave emissions. Let's keep this very quiet so the game warden does not hear about it- small bills only, please.[:p]


    Could have used that a week ago. Can I send you a check for next year?[:D]
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  • daveald
    I must have smarter friends, when ever I come up with somthing like this, they all laugh at me.
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  • River Rat
    Hate to see that kind of talent go to waste in prison. Couldn't we use him negotiating with Iran? Interrogating prisoners? "Start talking, or we will vaporize your mother with our orbiting death ray."
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  • steeltoe1978
    quote:Originally posted by River Rat
    Hate to see that kind of talent go to waste in prison. Couldn't we use him negotiating with Iran? Interrogating prisoners? "Start talking, or we will vaporize your mother with our orbiting death ray."


    WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ORBITING DEATH RAY?! Don't be surprised if you have black helicopters following you around now that you know.
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  • moonshine
    quote:black helicopters following you

    they have been following me for 2 years what should I do?
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  • steeltoe1978
    quote:Originally posted by moonshine
    quote:black helicopters following you

    they have been following me for 2 years what should I do?


    Make a tinfoil hat, and run around in the woods at night. It messes up their radar. [;)]
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  • oldemagics
    quote:Originally posted by steeltoe1978
    quote:Originally posted by moonshine
    quote:black helicopters following you

    they have been following me for 2 years what should I do?


    Make a tinfoil hat, and run around in the woods at night. It messes up their radar. [;)]

    but dont forget he has to do his running nekid, or it wont do any good[:0]
    quote:MONROE, La. - A man was sentenced to more than four years in prison for bilking friends and family out of more than $800,000 by convincing them that his wife was a government agent who could arrange to have their medical problems diagnosed by satellite imaging.
    glad i dont have any "friends" or family like him! lol
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  • steeltoe1978
    quote:
    but dont forget he has to do his running nekid, or it wont do any good

    You're only supposed to tell the TRUE believers that, and we don't know him yet... [;)]
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  • ladyhunter
    Who was it that said "No one ever went broke OVERESTIMATING human stupidity?" BTW, for those that are having trouble getting a deer this year, I have a cousin that works for the CIA Satellite Imagerying Dept, and for a very small fee he can scan your hunting area, locate a buck of any given Boone & Crockett score, and guide it to you using microwave emissions. Let's keep this very quiet so the game warden does not hear about it- small bills only, please.



    sounds really good all ihave is a million dollar cashier check can you deposit it and send me 900 thousand back
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  • fastcarsgofast
    quote:Originally posted by ladyhunter
    Who was it that said "No one ever went broke OVERESTIMATING human stupidity?" BTW, for those that are having trouble getting a deer this year, I have a cousin that works for the CIA Satellite Imagerying Dept, and for a very small fee he can scan your hunting area, locate a buck of any given Boone & Crockett score, and guide it to you using microwave emissions. Let's keep this very quiet so the game warden does not hear about it- small bills only, please.



    sounds really good all ihave is a million dollar cashier check can you deposit it and send me 900 thousand back
    Yes for a $1000.00 cash deposit.[:D]
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