The Blind Fool
A blind man inadvertently wanders into an all-girl biker bar. He finds his way
to a stool, and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's
only fair, since you obviously are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl - with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 175 lb. blonde woman, with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister, do you still want to tell that blonde
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"H eck, no ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
to a stool, and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's
only fair, since you obviously are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl - with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 175 lb. blonde woman, with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister, do you still want to tell that blonde
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"H eck, no ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
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