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RUGERGUNZ
Did you know that on Sept 11 in London there was a plane, with a bomb on it, that was found at Heathrow, and later found that terrorists planned on flying it into Big Ben/Parliment? This is in all the papers in London, I can't figure why I hadn't heard of this until last night.

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  • RUGERGUNZ
    --If you yelled for 8 yrs, 7 months and 6 days, the energy produced would be enough to warm a cuppa coffee



    BUT




    --If you continuously farted for 6 yrs and 9 months, the energy produced would be enough to create an atomic bomb
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  • RUGERGUNZ
    ....that in Alabama we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day on the Same as Robert E. Lee Day ?[;)]
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  • RUGERGUNZ
    Richard Nixon, Gary Hart and Ted Kennedy used to have a Law Firm together.

    It was called Trickem, Dickem and Dunkem

    [:D][:D][:D]

    If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

    "If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." The Dalai Lama
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  • RUGERGUNZ
    that the Goodyear Blimp is shot at about 80 times a year? once they even found an arrow stuck in it.

    I told that to the guys at work.

    "that must be just how many times they get hit, because you know they can't hear a gunshot way up there, so that must be just counting the bullet holes. who knows how many times they get shot at and they missed".

    "whaddya suppose they'd do if they shot at it and it went down?" his face turned into a frown. "oh crap!! ha ha haaahahahaha!"

    the other guy waved his arm all around and went PPHHHffffbbllltltlttltltt and smacked his hand on the table. and bust out laughing.

    that was funny.
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  • RUGERGUNZ
    That if you shoot a .357 off the corner of a home the vinyl siding can come apart from the muzzle blast...[:0]
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  • mateomasfeo
    I have created about seven atom bombs. Send mine to the middle east.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    I have created about seven atom bombs. Send mine to the middle east.





    I was going to say something, but I decided against it. Too early in the day to make those waves.
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  • slipgate
    Well my 9 week old is on his way to both!
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by RUGERGUNZ
    --If you yelled for 8 yrs, 7 months and 6 days, the energy produced would be enough to warm a cuppa coffee



    BUT




    --If you continuously farted for 6 yrs and 9 months, the energy produced would be enough to create an atomic bomb



    So explains the crater in the middle of my bed...
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    I have created about seven atom bombs. Send mine to the middle east.





    I was going to say something, but I decided against it. Too early in the day to make those waves.




    Don't hurt yourself!

    [:p][:p]
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]--And with SOME people--

    --There is no difference--

    --[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO
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  • fastcarsgofast
    quote:Originally posted by jimbowby
    [8D]--And with SOME people--

    --There is no difference--

    --[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO
    Beat me to it.[;)]
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