Dogs vrs. Women
Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dog s agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dog s agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
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Priceless!!!![:)][:D][8D] 0 -
That is way to funny[:)][:)][:)] 0 -
quote:Dogs vrs. Women
Oh...
I thought this was a Michael Vick website?
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quote:Originally posted by Azhunter
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
That's actually not true. I came to the conclusion that, based upon events one day and my dog's behavior when I got home, that dogs do care.
I got attacked by a dog while inspecting someone's home... enough to send me to the E/R (got bit on my right hand by a Chow). I got home and my dog smelled my pants and went completely ballistic. You could see that he was trying to find a dog that attacked me. I don't know if it was some enzyme in the saliva that set him off, but apparently there's some smells that they don't approve of.0 -
Well my dog has never asked me if she looks fat or if her butt looked big. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by AHansen
Well my dog has never asked me if she looks fat or if her butt looked big.
She is, but you don't speak her language.0
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