Going to buy me a Teddy Bear...
And name it Jesus!!!!
Today is the day we see Who the Peaceful religion is....
Praise be to Jesus the true God of Peace....
Today is the day we see Who the Peaceful religion is....
Praise be to Jesus the true God of Peace....
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Ha. I took a huge dump this morning. It was stinky and loose... so nasty that the dog left the area. First thing that came to my mind was to name it Mohammud, so I did. 0 -
Do Teddy Bears named "Mohammed" get the Virgins??[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
Gonna' buy me one too!
Gonna' name it Mohammed!
Gonna' take that bear out back and blast the livin' snot out of it with a good ol' American made 1911A1 .45 caliber pistol!
Might have to get me two or three of them bears!
Better idea.
You live out in the sticks. Get a bunch of teddy bears, name them all Mohammud and put up a big sign that says "Mecca" then put all of the teddy bears facing the sign. Then, get some of that claymore or whatever it is and set it off, blasting the teddy bears to kingdom come.0 -
someone would make millions by selling teddy bears named mohammed for christmas 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
Gonna' buy me one too!
Gonna' name it Mohammed!
Gonna' take that bear out back and blast the livin' snot out of it with a good ol' American made 1911A1 .45 caliber pistol!
Might have to get me two or three of them bears!
Better idea.
You live out in the sticks. Get a bunch of teddy bears, name them all Mohammud and put up a big sign that says "Mecca" then put all of the teddy bears facing the sign. Then, get some of that claymore or whatever it is and set it off, blasting the teddy bears to kingdom come.
Better still...
Do like you say, put up a sign that says "Mecca", and sell tickets for people to blast the bears into stuffing themselves! Good grief, a guy could make a fortune!!
Make sure you Video tape it and send it to Al Jezera0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
Gonna' buy me one too!
Gonna' name it Mohammed!
Gonna' take that bear out back and blast the livin' snot out of it with a good ol' American made 1911A1 .45 caliber pistol!
Might have to get me two or three of them bears!
Better idea.
You live out in the sticks. Get a bunch of teddy bears, name them all Mohammud and put up a big sign that says "Mecca" then put all of the teddy bears facing the sign. Then, get some of that claymore or whatever it is and set it off, blasting the teddy bears to kingdom come.
Better still...
Do like you say, put up a sign that says "Mecca", and sell tickets for people to blast the bears into stuffing themselves! Good grief, a guy could make a fortune!!
How much are tickets? I'll drive to your place and buy a dozen or so.0
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