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WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW!!!

meunke
I never bought into global warming until right now. With effects like this, it's becoming intolerable:

"But not everyone's love life has been improved by climate change. Brothel owners in Bulgaria are now reportedly having trouble attracting workers. The owners claim the best prostitutes have moved to ski resorts, where they entertain tourists who cannot ski because of a lack of snow.

'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls,' Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, told the United Kingdom's Metro newspaper."

http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=7d95e996-4593-4188-ae60-75c0086aa776&k=12315

OK, that is intolerable!!! We have to fix this quick! I can't afford to go to ski resorts!
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  • gunnut505
    Think they charge less at ski resorts just 'cause they got no snow?
    Betcha the hookers are kinda pricey as well! (Bulgarian Zombie Hookers?)
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  • Fatstrat
    Leave it to Canadians to report a guide on the availability of hookers at your vacation destination.
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  • bpa098
    on another note brothels should be leagal in all 50 states or atleast NY
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  • buschmaster
    scientists did say there would be unanticipated side effects of global warming.
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  • Captplaid
    I don't see the problem except some in the European industry refuses to admit the market changes and they either have to go out of business or adapt to the change in the marketplace.

    Basic microeconomics and once again the Eurpoopeans are crying. They screw up the most basic of industries.

    I suspect they'll cry to the EU who will place a tariff on the Swiss so that the prostitutes will come back to Bulgaria where they belong.
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  • zipperzap
    I suggest the U.S. spends a few million tax payer dollars to
    'study' the obviously serious situation. I'd even volunteer but
    my wife won't let me!
    [:(]
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  • AHansen
    I think there should be a senate hearing on how global warming has affected the profession of prostitution
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  • 65gto389
    Cant we pull a futurama and just drop a big ice cube in there every now and then ?
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  • spanielsells
    This is all Bush's fault.
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