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spanielsells
Ever fart so bad that the dog complains? I just did.

The dog got up, shot me a dirty look, and walked off out of the room. The wife, of course, screamed at me, suggesting that I should warn her when I do things like that.

I'm laughing my ass off right now, but I think I'm probably not sleeping in the bed tonight.
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  • bama55
    UHHHH, Yeah.
    Friend had a black Lab. She used to sit on the floor by my chair when I was down there. I would feed her snacks or whatever we were eating. I have cut a bad one, she would get up, give me a lightning bolt look, and walk off. It might take her two or three visits but SHE would get me back, and just lay there like nothing happened!!!
    I did feed her a plate of baked beans one night about half hour before I left. The dog slept in the bed with my buddy and his wife.
    Buddy said he woke up about 3:00 AM to the most awful smell. He realized it was the dog, so he put her outside the bedroom. I didn't tell him about it for a couple of months. [:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Remind me that I never want to pay you a visit![xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(]
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  • Captplaid
    My last dog farted so bad once that he got up and left the room.
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  • SG_Niner
    I just showed my wife this and made her laugh so hard she farted.This same thing happend early to day with us![:D]
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  • zipperzap
    It's that time of year, I guess. Bean season's a'knockin!
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  • utbrowningman
    My dog, when she was a pup, passed gas once and turned around and growled at her butt. My wife and I nearly passed out laughing.
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  • FEENIX
    Kimchee + beer farts are the best [}:)]!
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  • Cubslover
    My neighbor farted(silent) in bed once, then told his wife there was a bat in the room. She dove under the covers but was only down there for a few seconds.
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  • Locust Fork
    I bet the dog looked at you like that because he thought you were going to blame it on HIM!
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  • select-fire
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    I bet the dog looked at you like that because he thought you were going to blame it on HIM!


    That excuse is priceless.
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  • bigtire
    I got these liver snap treats once for my dog.

    BIG MISTAKE!

    The paint was peeling off the walls![xx(][xx(][xx(]

    My sister's little Dachsund got up on the table and ate a bowl full of bean dip once. Poor little thing was so full his belly was like a ripe mellon. He would groan when you picked him up. Had to take him out to poop every two hours for three days.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by drstroud
    My dog, when she was a pup, passed gas once and turned around and growled at her butt. My wife and I nearly passed out laughing.
    LMAO now that's funny!
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