Ron Paul vs Hillary (funny)
Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican, Ron Paul, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Hillary Clinton was very impressed, so when they came to another homeles person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Paul's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now, do you understand the difference?
Hillary Clinton was very impressed, so when they came to another homeles person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Paul's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now, do you understand the difference?
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On an historic note, Ron Paul would have delivered the homeless person's baby free of charge. He has done this 100s of times, as he has refused government payment for these deliveries.
Hillary, would, of course, have Ron Paul deliver the baby for next to nothing, and then bill the homeless person and the rest of five times what she paid him.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
On an historic note, Ron Paul would have delivered the homeless person's baby free of charge. He has done this 100s of times, as he has refused government payment for these deliveries.
Hillary, would, of course, have Ron Paul deliver the baby for next to nothing, and then bill the homeless person and the rest of five times what she paid him.
Almost.
Hillary would, of course, have Ron Paul deliver the baby for next to nothing, and then bill the taxpayers (because the homeless don't pay taxes) for fifty times what she paid them, and then complain that the rich corporations make far too much money, and that it is every woman's birthright to have an abortion so that the homeless don't have babies in the streets.0 -
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So tell me, slipgate, did Ron Paul have a snort of Wild Turkey with the homeless fellow and save the Thunderbird for the Hildabeast and OBama? [8D][:o)] 0 -
I heard Laura Ingraham call Hillary, "Hillary Robber Clinton" today.
I used to call her "Hillary Rottweiler Clinton" but "Robber" is so much more accurate. [:D]0
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