Skip to main content
Help Center Community Shop

Gunz or Gurlz?

SCorvers
Ten Reason Men Prefer Guns Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND







#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!!
__________________
Joe Don Lewis
0

Comments

5 comments

Date Votes
  • spryor
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
    0
  • 11BravoCrunchie
    --Guns have a device built in that makes them stop functioning.
    0
  • Ba Sardo
    Yes, but when loaded, a gun will not come onto you, no matter how hot it is.[:p]
    0
  • fastcarsgofast
    [:D][:D][:D]
    0
  • spanielsells
    How about:

    Your gun doesn't ask you what you're thinking about, and then get mad at you when you say, "Nothing" despite the fact that you're really thinking about nothing.

    Your gun doesn't start crying for no apparent reason.

    Your gun doesn't give you the silent treatment.

    Your gun doesn't start off a conversation with, "We have to talk."

    Your gun never says, "Can't we just be friends?" or "It's not you, it's me." or "Oh don't worry. That happens to guys all the time."

    While your gun can't take out the trash, you at least don't get annoyed because the trash can under the sink has overflowed to the point where you need to spend ten minutes sopping up wet garbage that has spilled out.

    And, the number one reason:

    Your gun doesn't have a mother to drive you absolutely bonkers.
    0

Please sign in to leave a comment.

Recent Activity