Traffic Jam C&P
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon"
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon"
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[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Just right! I'd donate a barrel. 0 -
Give me a address. I will send two gallons and a bunch of matches.[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Cripes, I'll send over a fuel tanker. I always wanted to be a national hero. 0
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