Funny Things about Serogate Pregnancies
It is a very humbling experience, but once did get the best of me and I had to joke about it.
I was driving home from work a few weeks ago. I worked afternoons. It was about 11:00 when I pulled into town. Went over the bridge to the first set of stop lights. I put the window down for some fresh air.
Next to me was an SUV full of young guys in there early 20's, all full of piss and half drunk. Guy in the passenger seat starts talking to me. The last last thing I feel like doing is have a conversation with a drunk. He says "Hey. You know what. I banged my friends mom." as he points to the seat behind him.
At the next light I tell him "That's nothing. I got my wife's best friend pregnant!"
At church a guy comes up and congratulates our friends husband as his wife is pregnant. This guy doesn't really know him or aware of the situation. He smiles and says "Oh, it's not mine." and lets the guy walk off in bewilderment.
I was driving home from work a few weeks ago. I worked afternoons. It was about 11:00 when I pulled into town. Went over the bridge to the first set of stop lights. I put the window down for some fresh air.
Next to me was an SUV full of young guys in there early 20's, all full of piss and half drunk. Guy in the passenger seat starts talking to me. The last last thing I feel like doing is have a conversation with a drunk. He says "Hey. You know what. I banged my friends mom." as he points to the seat behind him.
At the next light I tell him "That's nothing. I got my wife's best friend pregnant!"
At church a guy comes up and congratulates our friends husband as his wife is pregnant. This guy doesn't really know him or aware of the situation. He smiles and says "Oh, it's not mine." and lets the guy walk off in bewilderment.
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