today's funny....
These three guys go down to Mexico one night and
get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they
are to be executed for their crimes but none of them
can remember what they have done.
The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if he has any last words. He says,
"I am from the University of Notre Dame School of
Theology and I believe in the almighty power of God
to intervene on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure
God must not want this guy to die, so they let him go.
The second one is strapped in and gives his last words.
"I am from the Indiana University School of Law
and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to
intervene on the part of the innocent."
The switch is thrown and again nothing happens.
They figure that the law is on this guy's side,
so they let him go.
The last one is strapped in and say's
"Well, I'm an Purdue Boilermaker and an Electrical Engineer,
and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute
anybody if you don't connect those two wires."
God rest his soul.
get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they
are to be executed for their crimes but none of them
can remember what they have done.
The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if he has any last words. He says,
"I am from the University of Notre Dame School of
Theology and I believe in the almighty power of God
to intervene on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure
God must not want this guy to die, so they let him go.
The second one is strapped in and gives his last words.
"I am from the Indiana University School of Law
and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to
intervene on the part of the innocent."
The switch is thrown and again nothing happens.
They figure that the law is on this guy's side,
so they let him go.
The last one is strapped in and say's
"Well, I'm an Purdue Boilermaker and an Electrical Engineer,
and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute
anybody if you don't connect those two wires."
God rest his soul.
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Just before I got on the train to leave for college, my dad says "Son, study hard and come back a smart fella"
Well, he forgot about my dyslexia.
Four years later I graduated and became the first certified Fart Smeller in our family.
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Perdue Boiler maker eh, When I heard this one the third guy was a Texas Aggie. 'bout the same I reckon. 0 -
[:D][:D] Damn nerd engineers, gets them everytime![:D] 0
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