Alligator Joke!
A rich white guy decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited a few
of his buddies. He also invited Leroy, the only black guest at the party. He
held the party in the backyard of his mansion.
Everybody was having a good time drinking, dancing,
talking to the ladies.
At the height of the party, the rich white guy said," I have a man-eating
alligator in my pool and I will give anyone a million dollars if he is man
enough to jump in."
All of a sudden there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw
Leroy in the pool! HE WAS FIGHTING THE ALLIGATOR AND KICKING IT'S butt. He
was doing head butts,jabs,chokeholds, all kinds of poop. Water was
splashing, the alligator
was screaming. Leroy finally strangled the alligator and it sunk to
the bottom. Leroy then slowly got out of the pool. Everybody was just
staring at him. The rich white guy said, " Damn......I guess I owe you a
million dollars...
" Leroy said," No, that's okay." The rich white guy said," Man, I have to
give you something,
you won the bet. How about half a million?" The brother said no. The rich
white guy said" Come on, I
insist on giving you something......how about stock options....a
Rolex......maybe a Porsche......?
Again, Brotherman said "No". The confused rich white guy said, "Well Leroy,
what do you want?"
Leroy said," I just want the muthafu... who pushed me in the pool."
of his buddies. He also invited Leroy, the only black guest at the party. He
held the party in the backyard of his mansion.
Everybody was having a good time drinking, dancing,
talking to the ladies.
At the height of the party, the rich white guy said," I have a man-eating
alligator in my pool and I will give anyone a million dollars if he is man
enough to jump in."
All of a sudden there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw
Leroy in the pool! HE WAS FIGHTING THE ALLIGATOR AND KICKING IT'S butt. He
was doing head butts,jabs,chokeholds, all kinds of poop. Water was
splashing, the alligator
was screaming. Leroy finally strangled the alligator and it sunk to
the bottom. Leroy then slowly got out of the pool. Everybody was just
staring at him. The rich white guy said, " Damn......I guess I owe you a
million dollars...
" Leroy said," No, that's okay." The rich white guy said," Man, I have to
give you something,
you won the bet. How about half a million?" The brother said no. The rich
white guy said" Come on, I
insist on giving you something......how about stock options....a
Rolex......maybe a Porsche......?
Again, Brotherman said "No". The confused rich white guy said, "Well Leroy,
what do you want?"
Leroy said," I just want the muthafu... who pushed me in the pool."
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Is this a true story, I have not checked snopes? Don 0 -
[:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Is this a true story, I have not checked snopes? Don
This story has been around long before there was a snopes or an internet or personal computers....0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Is this a true story, I have not checked snopes? Don
Yes, of course its a true story![;)][;)][:0][:0]0
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