The truth from a drunk..

bull300wsm

March 12, 2007 19:32

A woman had went to the grocery store where she picked up a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, some cheese, a bag of apples and some bacon.


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." [:0][:)]

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  SG_Niner

  March 12, 2007 19:41

  False! If he was drunk all women look good!!!!

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  bamafan

  March 12, 2007 19:47

  But if you are drunk, and the woman is still ugly.....

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  JWolf

  March 13, 2007 03:54

  quote:Originally posted by bamafan
  But if you are drunk, and the woman is still ugly.....
  ........eeewwwwwwwww

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  buschmaster

  March 13, 2007 04:31

  y'know, one guy I knew said once that everybody needs to get drunk once in a while, otherwise you lose your grip on reality.
  
  once again, he was right.

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  sig232

  March 13, 2007 08:12

  [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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