DUCK SHOOT ...FUNNY
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Yorkshire. He shot and dropped a bird but
it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer
climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked
him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here.
The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in
UK and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Obviously, you don't know how we settle
disputes here in Yorkshire. We settle small disagreements like this with the
Yorkshire Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What's that?" The farmer
replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you
three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until
someone gives up."
The Lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
lawyer.
With his first kick he planted the toe of his heavy
steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's nuts and dropped him to his knees.[:0]
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his
mouth. [xx(]
The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his
rear end sent him face-first into a pile of fresh cow dung.[^]
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot.
Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck[:D]
it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer
climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked
him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here.
The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in
UK and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Obviously, you don't know how we settle
disputes here in Yorkshire. We settle small disagreements like this with the
Yorkshire Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What's that?" The farmer
replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you
three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until
someone gives up."
The Lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
lawyer.
With his first kick he planted the toe of his heavy
steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's nuts and dropped him to his knees.[:0]
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his
mouth. [xx(]
The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his
rear end sent him face-first into a pile of fresh cow dung.[^]
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot.
Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck[:D]
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That joke is hilarious. Heard it few months ago. I actually thought about posting it here yesterday. Odd...[:0] 0 -
Yep, that's a good one. It's been told about Texas, Minnesota, and several other locations. 0 -
[:D][:D][:D] I like the UK version best! 0
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