& for the next hour...(funny)
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday," says Bob, "she already has everything, and she earns more than I do, so she can afford to buy anything she wants."
"Why don't you give her a voucher saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants?" asks his friend.
"Well, I can't think of anything else," says Bob, "so I'll give it a try."[;)]
The next day, Bob's back in the bar. "I gave her the voucher," he says.
"Did she like it?" asks his friend.
"Oh yes! She loved it. She kissed me, thanked me for the best present I'd ever given her, ....
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... and then she ran out of the back door shouting,
"I'll be back in an hour!" [:0] [:D]
"Why don't you give her a voucher saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants?" asks his friend.
"Well, I can't think of anything else," says Bob, "so I'll give it a try."[;)]
The next day, Bob's back in the bar. "I gave her the voucher," he says.
"Did she like it?" asks his friend.
"Oh yes! She loved it. She kissed me, thanked me for the best present I'd ever given her, ....
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... and then she ran out of the back door shouting,
"I'll be back in an hour!" [:0] [:D]
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