I think I'll run ,
for President, I want Get_er_done as my vise pres. He can do all the post nec. to keep the people off my back.
My platform will be as follows,
#1 Give the military back to the military
#2 Put thru a flat tax of 5%
#3 Reform / Cut welfare
#4 Con. All Fed Agency's / Work with each other or your out.
#5 Inforce fraud charges on disabilty
#6 Reduce gun control
#7 Life sentence for gun related crimes
#8 Actually use the const. as it was intended.
#9 Death penalty for Child Molestation, forceable rape.
#10 Put God back in the schools, Freedom of choice
#11 abolish all zone'n laws
#12 make animal abuse a Fed crime including dumping of pets
#13 Make it a federal crime for news media to tell a false / unproved
story
#14 Regulate insurance Co's & their rates
#15 Cut exports / imports to countries that claim they hate us, after
after they get hungry, lets see how strong their hate really is.
#16 Make higher ed. free for all that want, fund with money from
welfare reform
#17 Leave SS alone
#18 Make term limits on ALL public offices
#19 Gov raises have to be voted on by the people
#20 Down size Gov / Up size Military
Those are my plans, You all can start yelling now.
Oh yea, I have skeltons in my closet, but its open for the world to see so Slander & bad mouthing won't hurt.[:D][:D][:D]
Dan
My platform will be as follows,
#1 Give the military back to the military
#2 Put thru a flat tax of 5%
#3 Reform / Cut welfare
#4 Con. All Fed Agency's / Work with each other or your out.
#5 Inforce fraud charges on disabilty
#6 Reduce gun control
#7 Life sentence for gun related crimes
#8 Actually use the const. as it was intended.
#9 Death penalty for Child Molestation, forceable rape.
#10 Put God back in the schools, Freedom of choice
#11 abolish all zone'n laws
#12 make animal abuse a Fed crime including dumping of pets
#13 Make it a federal crime for news media to tell a false / unproved
story
#14 Regulate insurance Co's & their rates
#15 Cut exports / imports to countries that claim they hate us, after
after they get hungry, lets see how strong their hate really is.
#16 Make higher ed. free for all that want, fund with money from
welfare reform
#17 Leave SS alone
#18 Make term limits on ALL public offices
#19 Gov raises have to be voted on by the people
#20 Down size Gov / Up size Military
Those are my plans, You all can start yelling now.
Oh yea, I have skeltons in my closet, but its open for the world to see so Slander & bad mouthing won't hurt.[:D][:D][:D]
Dan
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i agree with most of what you said. not all though. i would include tort reform, deporting of all illegal immigrants and military on the southern border. i would also legalize prositution and explore legalizing drugs. 0 -
You don't have to put God back in schools, he's already there. Just stop all this liberal stuff about "seperation of church and state". 0 -
No promis to seal the Mexican Border? 0 -
Ya got my vote Dan! 0 -
#17 Leave SS alone
I wish they would let me just keep the money I put into SS and let me invest it in an IRA.0 -
When do we start raiseing our campain funds?
I'M IN! [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by MVP
No promis to seal the Mexican Border?
See following rule, the last time I checked the Border patrol was a Fed funded agency,
#4 Con. All Fed Agency's / Work with each other or your out
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Is this just another bunch of BS campaign promises or are you really willing to be assassinated for your country... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
Is this just another bunch of BS campaign promises or are you really willing to be assassinated for your country...
Any person that would worry more about getting killed by some nut case than doing right by their county should not be in that country in the first place.
Remember what Pres. Kennedy said "Ask Not What your country can do for you, Ask What You can do for your country"
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Take away the politicians retirement plan.
Put them on SS, and make it RETROACTIVE for ALL of them that are still alive.0 -
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Any person that would worry more about getting killed by some nut case than doing right by their county should not be in that country in the first place.
Remember what Pres. Kennedy said "Ask Not What your country can do for you, Ask What You can do for your country"
Dan
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Yes and I agree. But with those promises.. I think I'll look real close at you choice in VP's record...Cause GW's last Phart won't have cleared the oval office before you're history...Promises #18-19-20 would be enough to assure that!!!0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
[quote
Any person that would worry more about getting killed by some nut case than doing right by their county should not be in that country in the first place.
Remember what Pres. Kennedy said "Ask Not What your country can do for you, Ask What You can do for your country"
Dan
Yes and I agree. But with those promises.. I think I'll look real close at you choice in VP's record...Cause GW's last Phart won't have cleared the oval office before you're history...Promises #18-19-20 would be enough to assure that!!!
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Me and Dan would just take over the white house heavily armed and ready![:D]0 -
Well, that might work... never thought of that approach!!! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
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Any person that would worry more about getting killed by some nut case than doing right by their county should not be in that country in the first place.
Remember what Pres. Kennedy said "Ask Not What your country can do for you, Ask What You can do for your country"
Dan
Yes and I agree. But with those promises.. I think I'll look real close at you choice in VP's record...Cause GW's last Phart won't have cleared the oval office before you're history...Promises #18-19-20 would be enough to assure that!!!
Me and Dan would just take over the white house heavily armed and ready![:D]
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I think you need to ditch GITRDUN and take MEATYSMURF as your running mate. He'll bring in the minority vote. 0 -
Your platform is awesome, it's just a shame that people with good intentions either can't get elected, or leave because honesty doesn't work in politics. Anyway, you'd have my vote! 0 -
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]
Only if i get to be Treasurer.[:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]
Only if i get to be Treasurer.[:D][:D][:D]
How about campain manager?[;)][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]
Only if i get to be Treasurer.[:D][:D][:D]
How about campain manager?[;)][:D]
How many free guns does campain manager get.[?]0 -
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]
Only if i get to be Treasurer.[:D][:D][:D]
How about campain manager?[;)][:D]
How many free guns does campain manager get.[?]
Well if we won the election that would make Dan the comander in chief of the military! So I would venture to say we would have an entire arsenal at our disposal![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
We could even play with the BIG GUNS![:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]
Only if i get to be Treasurer.[:D][:D][:D]
How about campain manager?[;)][:D]
How many free guns does campain manager get.[?]
Well if we won the election that would make Dan the comander in chief of the military! So I would venture to say we would have an entire arsenal at our disposal![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
We could even play with the BIG GUNS![:D]
What do you have in mind for Wallie[?] [}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by FEENIX
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Dan and I need all of ya'lls help on this! I think if ya'll donate $100 each to our campain fund we can get the ball rolling!
We then can start recruting alot of the small companies to donate and work our way up. We have a little over 18 months, I think we could do this thing![:D]
Only if i get to be Treasurer.[:D][:D][:D]
How about campain manager?[;)][:D]
How many free guns does campain manager get.[?]
Well if we won the election that would make Dan the comander in chief of the military! So I would venture to say we would have an entire arsenal at our disposal![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
We could even play with the BIG GUNS![:D]
What do you have in mind for Wallie[?] [}:)]
I'm sure we could come up with a cannon or 2![;)]0 -
Ill vote for ya!
I say,nominate Wallie for Secretary of Defense.Those cannons and that red bowtie will put the fear in any rogue nation[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by danlittle
for President, I want Get_er_done as my vise pres. He can do all the post nec. to keep the people off my back.
My platform will be as follows,
#1 Give the military back to the military
#2 Put thru a flat tax of 5%
#3 Reform / Cut welfare
#4 Con. All Fed Agency's / Work with each other or your out.
#5 Inforce fraud charges on disabilty
#6 Reduce gun control
#7 Life sentence for gun related crimes
#8 Actually use the const. as it was intended.
#9 Death penalty for Child Molestation, forceable rape.
#10 Put God back in the schools, Freedom of choice
#11 abolish all zone'n laws
#12 make animal abuse a Fed crime including dumping of pets
#13 Make it a federal crime for news media to tell a false / unproved
story
#14 Regulate insurance Co's & their rates
#15 Cut exports / imports to countries that claim they hate us, after
after they get hungry, lets see how strong their hate really is.
#16 Make higher ed. free for all that want, fund with money from
welfare reform
#17 Leave SS alone
#18 Make term limits on ALL public offices
#19 Gov raises have to be voted on by the people
#20 Down size Gov / Up size Military
Those are my plans, You all can start yelling now.
Oh yea, I have skeltons in my closet, but its open for the world to see so Slander & bad mouthing won't hurt.[:D][:D][:D]
Dan
I'd start with a basic lesson in grammar and punctuation, as well as learning how to spell. I can't figure out some of your positions because they don't make any sense.0 -
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by danlittle
for President, I want Get_er_done as my vise pres. He can do all the post nec. to keep the people off my back.
My platform will be as follows,
#1 Give the military back to the military
#2 Put thru a flat tax of 5%
#3 Reform / Cut welfare
#4 Con. All Fed Agency's / Work with each other or your out.
#5 Inforce fraud charges on disabilty
#6 Reduce gun control
#7 Life sentence for gun related crimes
#8 Actually use the const. as it was intended.
#9 Death penalty for Child Molestation, forceable rape.
#10 Put God back in the schools, Freedom of choice
#11 abolish all zone'n laws
#12 make animal abuse a Fed crime including dumping of pets
#13 Make it a federal crime for news media to tell a false / unproved
story
#14 Regulate insurance Co's & their rates
#15 Cut exports / imports to countries that claim they hate us, after
after they get hungry, lets see how strong their hate really is.
#16 Make higher ed. free for all that want, fund with money from
welfare reform
#17 Leave SS alone
#18 Make term limits on ALL public offices
#19 Gov raises have to be voted on by the people
#20 Down size Gov / Up size Military
Those are my plans, You all can start yelling now.
Oh yea, I have skeltons in my closet, but its open for the world to see so Slander & bad mouthing won't hurt.[:D][:D][:D]
Dan
I'd start with a basic lesson in grammar and punctuation, as well as learning how to spell. I can't figure out some of your positions because they don't make any sense.
Does any politition make any sense?0 -
quote:Originally posted by SG
Ill vote for ya!
I say,nominate Wallie for Secretary of Defense.Those cannons and that red bowtie will put the fear in any rogue nation[:D]
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]0 -
1% income tax would be plenty with some left over. You bring in a dollar you pay 1 cent tax on it. No exceptions, no deductions, no business expenses, nothing except $1. in = 1cent in tax. 0 -
....First, put a cap on minimum wage. THEN, all public officials will earn just that......minimum wage. Now, you'll have people that actually want to serve the people, not themselves.
....Election reform. I don't know how you'd do it, but there has to be a system whereby the biggest war chest (advertising budget) doesn't automatically win.0 -
COUNT ON MY VOTE SOUNDS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER WANTA BE PRES WELL IF HILLARY HAD 38DD NO JUST KIDDIN!! YOU WILL NEED A LIMO DRIVER IM IN! 
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