The rescue!
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along
> the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge
> railing and landed in the creek below.
>
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids
> who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was
> so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
>
> The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
>
> Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
> airplane."
>
> The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
>
> Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
>
> The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
> stereo headset!"
>
> Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like
> you're handicapped."
>
> The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
> drowning."
> the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge
> railing and landed in the creek below.
>
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids
> who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was
> so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
>
> The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
>
> Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
> airplane."
>
> The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
>
> Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
>
> The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
> stereo headset!"
>
> Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like
> you're handicapped."
>
> The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
> drowning."
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