The Scotsman
The Scotsman
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what Gold had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and the tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Soct's lifted kilt did show.
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won
first prize".
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
"Oh Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize!"
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what Gold had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth.
They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and the tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show.
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Soct's lifted kilt did show.
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won
first prize".
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
"Oh Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize!"
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I love that song[:)] 0 -
I used to listen to Dr. Demento too. It was one of my favorites as a kid. Listened every Saturday night on the old transister AM radio. There was not very many FM stations back then. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
I used to listen to Dr. Demento too. It was one of my favorites as a kid. Listened every Saturday night on the old transister AM radio. There was not very many FM stations back then.
You know you can listen on the net.
http://listen.to/demento0 -
Ye ken yir scottish when...[;)]
> >
> >1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
> >Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
> >
> >2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
> >
> >3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
> >
> >4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
> >
> >5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
> >
> >6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
> >
> >7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
> >
> >8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in
> >yer ain family.
> >
> >9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
> >
> >10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
> >
> >11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
> >
> >12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
> >date.
> >
> >13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
> >Church/Chapel.
> >
> >14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
> >irn-bru, f*gs and nappies all in the wan shop.
> >
> >15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
> >
> >16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
> >
> >17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
> >
> >18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
> >
> >19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
> >how's it hingin
> >clarty
> >boggin
> >cludgie
> >pished
> >get it up ye
> >wee beasties
> >erse bandit
> >amurny
> >away an bile yer heid
> >peely-wally
> >humphey backit
> >Ba'-heid
> >baw bag
> >dubble nugget
> >And
> >finally......
> >
> >A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
> >came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse
> >aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then
> >asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist
> >ma haun's ah'm heatin'.[^]0
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