Joke...
Got this from a brazilian lady.. =o)
Sorry Bub...
Don't want to tread on anyones toes here... so on your account, I've deleted it.
Sorry Bub...
Don't want to tread on anyones toes here... so on your account, I've deleted it.
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Miss Bernice the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Bernice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter." 0 -
LOL!!![:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
"why, Miss Bernice! would you like to place tulips on my organ?" 0 -
In English class in High School we had to each find a word for the weekly vocabulary test. One time the guy that was the most religious in the school came up with Prophylactic "guarding against infection or disease". The rest of the class knew it was a "Rubber" but he didn't. Quite funny to hear him in front of the class telling us his new word and definition for the week. [:D] [:p] [:0] 0 -
Oh,man!![:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Cute![:D][:D] 0 -
Man thats bad.[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
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