The New Post Office Job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are
from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we
stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."
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The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are
from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we
stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."
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[8D]--HEY--I represent that remark !!!
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When my dad applied at the post office he got preference points for being a WWII vet, but still had to take the test. First question was, "What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" He thought it was about 250,000 miles, but wasn't sure. He wrote, "Not interested in rural delivery." 0 -
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