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Seriously... Who really Believes That

MVP
Every living thing we see came from a green blob zapped by lightning in a soupy concoction and Wallah!!! an omeaba... a living breathing crawling ameaba. And then it grew legs and then feathers and then it needed some fingers and then it needed eyballs and WALLAH!!! This is fantastic!!!
That is awesome I can't believe I have not believed this before.
And to think I wasted all these years believing in creation.
I want to be on the smart peoples side of thinking so I know this omeaba theory has to be right.
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  • Colt Super
    Sorry - it's a whole lot more reasonable to believe that One God did it.

    Doug
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  • soop
    And the glob was brown,not green.
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  • MVP
    quote:Originally posted by soopershot
    And the glob was brown,not green.

    That would make more sense yet.
    That would be the first step in making a monkey.
    Brown blob = brown monkey = Humans.
    This is fascinating. I cant believe how I couldn't believe this all before.
    I am planning a trip to Africa to see my long lost anscesters and practice my tree swing. Nothing like getting in touch with where I came from.
    I might even try and hunt down the brown omeaba and give it a hug.
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  • spanielsells
    Hey every day that I blow my nose, it comes out in a brownish-green soupy mix and it could be the start of life.
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  • bigtire
    Aliens planted the seed of life here billions of years ago and have been installing upgrades every so often. How else do you explain the abductions?[:D]
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  • rider
    If you saw my wife emerge from the bedroom after a long night of bingo, you would believe anything......[xx(][xx(]

    rider
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  • p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    Every living thing we see came from a green blob zapped by lightning in a soupy concoction and Wallah!!! an omeaba... a living breathing crawling ameaba. And then it grew legs and then feathers and then it needed some fingers and then it needed eyballs and WALLAH!!! This is fantastic!!!
    That is awesome I can't believe I have not believed this before.
    And to think I wasted all these years believing in creation.
    I want to be on the smart peoples side of thinking so I know this omeaba theory has to be right.


    You mean you have gained insight that a supernatural paternal being that was invented in the Middle East who lets his followers get killed in church bus crashes and has been the impetus for countless wars is really a bunch of hokum?

    Further, you have realized that chance, given the eons of time, through billions of errors of species that did not adapt or make it, that a few did and everything that follows owes their existance to the one in a trillion chance of the right combination of heat, moisture, ammino acids, and static electricity creating life?

    Well, congratulations for having rational thought.[;)]
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  • Da-Tank
    Let there be light. Wahla light, from nothing? Really is NOT more logical then eveloution. Let there be land, foof there is land? OH come on your more intelegent then that. At least I thought you were.
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  • slipgate
    I do!
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]-I think our first mistake, was that stupid--







    ----APPLE--

    --[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by Da-Tank
    Let there be light. Wahla light, from nothing? Really is NOT more logical then eveloution. Let there be land, foof there is land? OH come on your more intelegent then that. At least I thought you were.
    sp.
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  • Warpig883
    God made us but where did Godcome from, evolve from the brown stump water?
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  • Oklahoma223
    God is the only being whose reason for existence lies within Himself.
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  • He Dog
    Actually believeing in an eternal god takes a much larger leap of faith than believing in energy and accident.
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  • Oklahoma223
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Actually believeing in an eternal god takes a much larger leap of faith than believing in energy and accident.


    Explain?
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  • MVP
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Actually believeing in an eternal god takes a much larger leap of faith than believing in energy and accident.

    But where did that energy come from?
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    sorry. wrong topic..
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  • zipperzap
    Much too complicated - all of it - we were dropped off here by interstellar colonizers
    and they've been dropping back in since 1947 to see the results of their seeding

    The real question is - "How did we do?".

    ... simple as that.
    [8D]
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  • buschmaster
    Just Believe! tsk tsk tsk. you'll find out The Truth after you're dead.
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