****** jokes
Why do AFRICAN AMERICANS end every sentence with "Gnome sayin?"
They don't understand Ebonics either.
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogan:
Be Allah you can be!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
Why did the Romans make straight roads?
So Asians couldn't build corner shops!
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
bartender!
What do you call a gay indian?
a brave sucker!
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up.
how do you know a chinese jew is also gay?
becasue he speaks Heblew.
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
They don't understand Ebonics either.
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogan:
Be Allah you can be!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
Why did the Romans make straight roads?
So Asians couldn't build corner shops!
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
bartender!
What do you call a gay indian?
a brave sucker!
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up.
how do you know a chinese jew is also gay?
becasue he speaks Heblew.
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
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I see a big POOF. 0 -
Some of those are just wrong. 0 -
What goes cloppity clop cloppity clop bang bang cloppity clop cloppity clop?
An Amish drive by shooting.0 -
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you oughta see where they came from! follow where the picture came from.
(no, I'm not a racist, just googling for jokes)0
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