The Pope went to Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some
sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a
"To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
"As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and
has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a
"To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
"As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and
has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
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Bear Hunting can be Very Tricky[;)] 0 -
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Funny, but they can save themselves some trouble. No need to go all the way to MA, plenty of those bear baits right here in Washington.[^] 0 -
[:D][:D][:D]We have a large nest of them in the Portland area also. Direct from the east cost and San Fran.[:(] 0 -
...I heard they do the same with alligator hunting in Florida!
Peace,
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quote:Originally posted by MT357
Funny, but they can save themselves some trouble. No need to go all the way to MA, plenty of those bear baits right here in Washington.[^]
the bears won't eat those, they taste like *)&*()#0
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