Lost Fart
Every striving to maintain GB's high standards,
I offer you this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jXzu2WQDnY
Frankly, I think this is even BETTER than the previous
classic thread; 'My Nuts Itch!'
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I offer you this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jXzu2WQDnYFrankly, I think this is even BETTER than the previous
classic thread; 'My Nuts Itch!'
[:D]
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That one was OK, BUT.....this one is hilarious!!! It's from an unaired episode of Mythbusters titled: "Do Pretty Girls Fart?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g&mode=related&search=0 -
Yep!
You guys ARE more astute fartologists/connoisseurs of
fine fart sites! Yours were better. Thanks for the toots,
uh, I mean hoots!
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... and may I add, just to maintain my standing here on this issue:
I've had some good ones in my day but I set a personal benchmark on this trip:
Early April.
Start the day at Perkins and eat what I call the "astronaut lift-off breakfast" of meat and eggs and potatoes washed down with the bottomless cup of coffee. I also finish off her, my wife's leftovers. Easily 5k calories.
Noon: Run through Mickey D's and grab a burger while out running errands.
Afternoon: Fly to Atlanta on our way to Cocoa Beach.. While in Atlanta I grab an iced coffee at Starbucks and a ham sandwich.
Evening: Fly from Atlanta to Melbourne, FL. We are on an MD88 back around row 37 right on top the engines. It's night and I'm sitting on the aisle.
I start hurtin' real real bad. Real pain way beyong gassy discomfort. I arch my back to relieve pressure. I then wiggle and twist at the waist as I'm trying to help the gas bubble move south instead of out my belly button.
Wifey witnesses what is occuring and says:
What is?...Ohmygod....No....DON'T!
That's when it happens. BOOOOOOOOM !!!!
It felt like someone had slapped me on the ass with a mudflap.
I'll probably need surgery from this one. A woman two rows up from us jerks just from the sound. Stewardess comes out from the back galley which is in front of me on the left side of the aisle. The smell causes my wife to cough and then gag like she is dry heaving. She says it smells like crap and spoiled coffee. I said, "Well, that's what it is."
I heard one guy laugh a little and then I started too. I'm grateful no one assaulted me for this one. I didn't intend to but I fouled the back section of that plane for a good ten minutes.
... I do what I can ... .
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quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
Lost Fart
I thought it said Locust fork. Sorry Kasey,0 -
quote:cartod:
I like the number system Zip. Makes it easier to skip over.
(Re: Gayness Thread)
... and now ...
quote:cartod Posted - 04/26/2007 : 12:47:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by zipperzap
Lost Fart
I thought it said Locust fork. Sorry Kasey,
... aren't you being just a little 'ingenuous?'
My threads are too hard to avoid for you, eh?
Looks like you prefer those 'gay' and 'fart'
threads, eh?[:o)]
Just pointing out the obvious.[;)]
Understandable.
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quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
Yep!
You guys ARE more astute fartologists/connoisseurs of
fine fart sites! Yours were better. Thanks for the toots,
uh, I mean hoots!
[:D]
Try this website for a good giggle... http://www.heptune.com/farts.html0 -
Gay fart threads are just magnetic zip. 0 -
True, true, true ....
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... you've got a point there.[:o)]
... now that Zombies don't seem to do it anymore.[:(]0 -
It felt like someone had slapped me on the ass with a mudflap. I'll probably need surgery from this one. A woman two rows up from us jerks just from the sound. Stewardess comes out from the back galley which is in front of me on the left side of the aisle. The smell causes my wife to cough and then gag like she is dry heaving. She says it smells like crap and spoiled coffee. I said, "Well, that's what it is."
I heard one guy laugh a little and then I started too. I'm grateful no one assaulted me for this one. I didn't intend to but I fouled the back section of that plane for a good ten minutes.
That is just plain old fashioned FUNNY!!! [:D][:D][:D][:D]0 -
(Actually, sheepishly adding, I borrowed that. It IS funny, though.) 0 -
the guys at work were giving me crap about farting too much. I thought I would fix that... for lunch, I went to Wendy's, got some chili. went to Taco Bell, got some refried beans. went to a grocery store, got an egg salad sandwich and a can of Jolt cola. jumped up and down to shake it all up real good. went back to work, waited a while... nothing yet. then my boss comes over, "we have to go over this report in my office" on the way there I'm like Uh Oh!! we're going up the stairs, that worked something loose. brraaaaapp!! ok, we get into her office, got some left. just as I sit down in the chair it went fwoomp!! but I'm wearing a lab coat. you know where it goes... straight up and out the collar. all I could do was sit there and smile.
next job, I think I may have actually farted myself out of a job. I kept eating cans of chili at work. they were talking about buying me a bottle of bean-o. seriously. one week was really bad, and layoffs came around, I was one of the first bunch to get the axe. did everything but fart on the way out the door. I think that had something to do with it.
this job, I can fart and burp all I want. btw, it's the longest job I've had so far.0
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