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Colt Super
Do you all think women have any idea of how close we are to our mutts??

Do you think they understand, at all ??

Doug
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  • bamafan
    I think they go a little over board with the affection. I've seen some women cook breakfast for there dogs. Can't say that I have done that.
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  • zipperzap
    When I see the number of men here who profess their best friend to be a dog ...
    I can understand where there might be some perceived concern.[:o)]
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    When I see the number of men here who profess their best friend to be a dog ...
    I can understand where there might be some perceived concern.[:o)]
    I can say for a fact: they're FAR more loyal that any woman
    I've had the displeasure of knowing.[:)]
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  • zipperzap
    Then ... that is unfortunate for you, my friend.[8D]
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  • Colt Super
    Spryor -

    I agree. If you think you have that kind of relationship with a woman...never mind, I was going to say something unkind...

    Doug
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  • p3skyking
    Why dogs are better that women (or wives).[:p]

    1. The later you are, the more excited they are to
    ????? ?see you.
    ???2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
    ?? 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
    ???4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
    ???????dog's name.
    ???5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
    ???6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
    ???????floor.
    ???7. A dog's parents never visit.
    ???8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
    ???9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
    ????? ?get your point across.
    ?10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather
    ?????? ?than in your wallet or desk.
    ?11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
    ?12. Dogs can't talk.
    ?13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
    ?14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready
    ?????? ?to go 24-hours a day.
    ?15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
    ?16. Dogs like to go hunting.
    ?17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
    ?18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will
    ???????happily play with both of you.
    ?19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I
    ????? ?died would you get another dog?"
    ?20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in
    ???????your hotel room for free.
    ?21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
    ???????paper and give them away.
    ?22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
    ???????without calling you a pervert.
    ?23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
    ?24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't
    ????? ?get mad, just think it's interesting.
    ?25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running
    ?????? ?the heater.
    ?26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their
    ????? ?lives.
    ?27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to
    ????? ?sleep.
    ?28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
    ?29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-
    ????? ?Marcus.
    ?30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of all you own.
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  • OJMayo
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    Do you all think women have any idea of how close we are to our mutts??
    Do you think they understand, at all ??
    Doug


    when i first read this i thought you wrote NUTTS . either way its a fair question
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  • zipperzap
    I will ...

    How Women are Better than Dogs:

    It is socially acceptable to have sex with a woman!

    Women leave the room to fart.

    It is socially acceptable to have sex with a woman!!

    Women usually do not soil (POOP on) the carpet.

    It is socially acceptable to have sex with a woman!!!

    Women usually do not eat food off your plate without asking first.
    [:D]
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  • Colt Super
    From that, all I can say is, except for the sex part, the women lose. Well, about that, I've never had any desire to make it with a Dog.
    Although, in my dissipated yout, some of the ladies were pretty much dogs, but they got prettier as it got drunker out.

    All-in-all, women are OK, as long as you trade them in, from time to time.

    Doug
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  • zipperzap
    quote:I've never had any desire to make it with a Dog.

    Thanks for sharing - although - too much information.

    I have had the EXTREME luck of finding three ladies in
    my life that I would have not a moment's hesitation to
    entrust with my life - and actually I did with one, although
    I was unconscious? at the time.

    I also had the good fortune to marry two of the three and
    never regretted an instant of those marriages.

    I am most happily married to one now, matter of fact, and
    thank the Good Lord Above daily for having been blessed
    with all three.

    ... I've had lots of dawgs - all but the current ones are buried
    out amongst many of the trees on my properties. Dawgs
    don't last long and are terrible conversationalists - just my
    opinion, though, and I plan to stick with women ... as long as
    they'll 'stick with me!'[:D]
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  • PC800
    My wife wanted the dog, I would never have one. Too much bother and cost taking care of one.
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  • David Nunn
    My dog won't eat off my plate without asking first.

    When my ex-wife left, my dog stayed, and he didn't even act as though he noticed she was gone.

    Fortunately, when Dawnie and I hooked up, I found that she is a dog person too. So, she found nothing unusual about Sam sleeping on my bed. She let her dog Buster sleep on her bed.

    Now, Sam sleeps with us, and Buster sleeps on the couch. My bed is too tall for him to get on without help.
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  • zipperzap
    ... bedtime with Bonzo or Rover ... that's where I draw the line.

    Sassy sleeps by the front door - her choice.[8D]
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  • He Dog
    Real men have cats.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Doug Wilson Posted - 05/28/2007 : 10:04:05 PM
    Do you all think women have any idea of how close we are to our mutts??

    Do you think they understand, at all ??


    When I was taking my medical training, one of my prof. found an old study done by a university that explained the connection rather well.

    I wont bore you with the details but it seems men will always share a very close connection to the dog...After all havent men always wanted to lay around and lick themselves?....[}:)][}:)]
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    quote:Doug Wilson Posted - 05/28/2007 : 10:04:05 PM
    Do you all think women have any idea of how close we are to our mutts??

    Do you think they understand, at all ??


    When I was taking my medical training, one of my prof. found an old study done by a university that explained the connection rather well.

    I wont bore you with the details but it seems men will always share a very close connection to the dog...After all havent men always wanted to lay around and lick themselves?....[}:)][}:)]

    I don't get it, when Barney does this, everybody thinks it's "cute"
    pornstar.jpg
    I just get told to put my pants on[:0][}:)][:D]
    Don
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  • buschmaster
    I think people and dogs understand each other so well (compared to other animals) because early man shared the same ecological niche as wolves. roaming hunters. we think alike.

    me and the rotts I've had communicate so well, I might as well see subtitles when they're trying to tell me something.

    some people have friends that they've had for years, and they go out to do something and they know what each other is thinking. don't even have to say anything. that must be the way it was before language.
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