Now it's getting stupid. The Terror Beard . . .
of Metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Hetfield of Metallica was detained by airport security because of his beard.
His effing beard.
Brought to you by the makers of The Patriot Act and other fine toys.
I hereby found the BAR. Bearded Armed Resistance. Two qualifications: have a beard and own a gun. No dues, no meetings, we know each other, though, and we don't trust you.
James Hetfield of Metallica was detained by airport security because of his beard.
His effing beard.
Brought to you by the makers of The Patriot Act and other fine toys.
I hereby found the BAR. Bearded Armed Resistance. Two qualifications: have a beard and own a gun. No dues, no meetings, we know each other, though, and we don't trust you.
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Well I guess you better sign me up, I qualify. Dave[:D] 0 -
Put me in, I fit the build. 0 -
[8D]--Count me OUT--
--[}:)][}:)]--JIMBO0 -
sign me up also 0 -
Chuck Norris' beard is registered as a lethal weapon. I therefore believe airport security was only being prudent. 0 -
I've seen a few bearded clams that were extremely dangerous... 0 -
Beards of terror...
What's next?
Mustaches of evil?
Sideburns of malice?
Forelocks of oppression?
When will the insanity stop?!?[:p][:D][;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
I've seen a few bearded clams that were extremely dangerous...
I don't get it. Perchance are you Libertarian?0 -
I have a semi-gottee. Does that count? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
I've seen a few bearded clams that were extremely dangerous...
I don't get it. Perchance are you Libertarian?
No, I've never worked at a library...0 -
The news labeled it "Taliban-like beard". It'd be funny if it weren't so damn pathetic. Yet another reason I hate flying. 0 -
I'd like to hear the whole story..... 0 -
Im in--Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe for twenty five years 0 -
I'm in also, have gun and beard....guess I wont be traveling[V] Loko[8D] 0 -
After looking at his song titles...I'm not sure I want to be on a plane with him either!!!!
The Four Horsemen
Phantom Lord
No Remorse
Seek & Destroy
Metal Militia
Am I Evil?
Blitzkrieg
Ride The Lightning
For Whom The Bell Tolls
Fade To Black
Trapped Under Ice
Creeping Death
Battery
Master Of Puppets
Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Disposable Heroes
Leper Messiah
Damage, Inc.
Course In Brain Surgery
Harvester Of Sorrow
Holier Than Thou
The Unforgiven
Don't Tread On Me
The God That Failed
My Friend Of Misery
Ain't My Bitch
Bleeding Me
Poor Twisted Me
Wasting My Hate
Devil's Dance
Slither
Carpe Diem Baby
Bad Seed
Free Speech For The Dumb
It's Electric
Crash Course In Brain Surgery
Green Hell
Stone Cold Crazy
Killing Time
Stone Dead Forever
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Speaking of which here's a little bi tof before they turned MTV: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j39ABZyzek0 -
quote:Originally posted by William81
I'd like to hear the whole story.....
Don't know if this qualifies as "the whole story," but this is from the link to Yahoo news.
Metallica: Terrorist Threat?
Friday, July 6 06:30 pm
Metallica singer James Hetfield was investigated by UK airport officials who believed he was a terrorist this week, it has been claimed. The star was barred entry to Luton airport on Thursday and questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance. Fears that Hetfield might be involved in terrorism were apparently founded on his "Taliban-like beard", according to The Times. He was allowed to leave the airport after a brief interrogation, when he persuaded officials that he was a rock star. Metallica play Live Earth at Wembley Stadium in London tomorrow, before headlining the venue for their own show on Sunday evening.0 -
His heavy metal kept setting off the detector. 0 -
i just read an article where the dutch are not letting women wear the burquas, citing it as a security risk, and saying it does not let them adapt to their society! +1 0 -
I thought that when terrorists were going to "get their 72 virgins" they shaved themselves clean. That's what the 9-11 hijackers did. BTW, what does a "Taliban-like beard" look like? 0 -
ted nugabinladen
great disguise, huh0 -
Who cares...Metallica is a bunch of corprate wussies. In a whiny voice...."There are people downloading our music that we have already made billions of dollars off of." WAH!!!! 0 -
OMIGOD! I was in Lancaster PA aout a month ago- there is a HUGE buncha these bearded terrorists there! They were driving horse and buggies! BLACK ONES! OMIGOD whaddawedo?[:p] 0 -
the FIB busted into his recording studio, and got the original lyrics! the songs were supposed to be...
The Four Allah's
Phantom Allah
No Remorse from Allah
Seek & Destroy Infidels
Allah Militia
Am I Allah?
BlitzAllah
Ride The Allah
For Whom The Allah Tolls
Fade To Allah
Trapped Under Allah
Creeping Allah
Battery Powered Allah
Master Of Allahs
Welcome Home (Mosque)
Disposable Allahs
Leper Allah
Allah, Inc.
Course In Allah Surgery
Harvester Of Allah
Holier Than Allah
The Unforgiven Allah
Don't Allah On Me
The Allah That Failed
My Allah Of Misery
Ain't My Allah
Bleeding Allah
Poor Twisted Allah
Wasting My Allah
Allah's Dance
Slither... uuhh, Allah
Carpe Diem Allah
Bad Allah
Free Allah For The Dumb
It's Electric Allah
Allah in Green Hell
Stone Cold Allah
Killing Allah
Stone Dead Allah0
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