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  • p3skyking
    The difference between men and women.

    A woman sees a guy, she wonders if he has a good job. If he will be a good listener. Perhaps if he like children.

    A man sees a women and wished he could wear her ass as a hat.
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  • p3skyking
    The difference between military and civilian friends

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for
    a week.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will
    happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
    was wrong.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we
    screwed up...but man that was fun!"?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
    back?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
    is doing.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
    behind.?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences. ..?
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of? experiences no
    civilian? could ever dream of...?

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this.?
    If you can't stand behind our troops, just try standing in front
    of? them!

    This was sent to me by a shipmate I haven't seen since '82. It may bring a smile to your face.[8D]
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  • rogue_rob
    damn, most of them are true!
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  • Locust Fork
    My daughter has the same set of quotes with reference to "real friends and fake friends" posted on her wall.....I like this version better.
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  • scrumpyjack
    Amen to that!

    I travel cross country to visit old comrades, and they also come here to visit, yet I don't drive 4 blocks away to visit an old school friend.
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  • HandgunHTR52
    Absolutely true! Except they are not "Military Friends". They are family!
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  • buschmaster
    that's what I noticed... growing up, most of my friends had parents who were in the military (we sure as hell didn't behave like it!!). that's just how it turned out. the influence is there, and it does add up to something.
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