dog whisker stuck in my ear for 10 years
I got Goliath here about 10 years ago
rotts don't look like they shed but they're still like a hair factory. hair gets in everything. I swear I cold go to the grocery store, buy a can of food, take it home and open it, and one of his dog hairs would be in it.
anyways, for the last 10 years, my left ear every once in a while goes "chirp... chirp... chirpchirp.. chirp.." I thought it was hearing damage from shooting off .22 ramsets in a basement (construction), shooting off guns without hearing protection all the time, insanely loud music, all that s###. I just had to live with it.
so the other day, it felt like I got water in my left ear. I tried to get it out with a q-tip, it wouldn't come out. no water, no wax, nothing came out. drove me nuts!! for about 5 days! I went through a half a box of q-tips trying to get the water out of my ear. I stuck them all the way up in there trying to get it out. there's little hairs up in there (or so I thought), sometimes I heard something scraping against the hairs, I thought "oh s$## I hope it's not a bug or something" well finally I dug this out
what the heck?! it felt like the water was gone... and the chirping went away too!
so this fookin' thing must have been in my ear for 10 years, making it 'chirp' the whole time whenever it rubbed up against something. 10 years. can you believe that.
rotts don't look like they shed but they're still like a hair factory. hair gets in everything. I swear I cold go to the grocery store, buy a can of food, take it home and open it, and one of his dog hairs would be in it.
anyways, for the last 10 years, my left ear every once in a while goes "chirp... chirp... chirpchirp.. chirp.." I thought it was hearing damage from shooting off .22 ramsets in a basement (construction), shooting off guns without hearing protection all the time, insanely loud music, all that s###. I just had to live with it.
so the other day, it felt like I got water in my left ear. I tried to get it out with a q-tip, it wouldn't come out. no water, no wax, nothing came out. drove me nuts!! for about 5 days! I went through a half a box of q-tips trying to get the water out of my ear. I stuck them all the way up in there trying to get it out. there's little hairs up in there (or so I thought), sometimes I heard something scraping against the hairs, I thought "oh s$## I hope it's not a bug or something" well finally I dug this out
what the heck?! it felt like the water was gone... and the chirping went away too!
so this fookin' thing must have been in my ear for 10 years, making it 'chirp' the whole time whenever it rubbed up against something. 10 years. can you believe that.
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EEEEEEEewwwwwwwww!
I bet the whole "hygene" thing will be discussed shortly....but for now I just want to say again...
EEEEEEEeeewwwwww.
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Can you hear me now?0 -
Be glad you didn't have a pet porcupine![8D] 0 -
Get some Hydrogen Peroxide, take the cap and pour a little in the cap (takes very very little) tilt your head and dump it in your ear. Let it sit in there (you will hear it fizzing) then just tilt your head the other way to empty it out. Repeat if you feel its plugged up. Helps if you have someone to look in there and see. You will be amazed at the amount of crap that comes out of there. Don't do this very often though because, as a doctor told me, some of that wax belongs in there. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
EEEEEEEewwwwwwwww!
I bet the whole "hygene" thing will be discussed shortly....but for now I just want to say again...
EEEEEEEeeewwwwww.
[:D]
Can you hear me now?
Looks like a hair snake to me.[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
EEEEEEEewwwwwwwww!
I bet the whole "hygene" thing will be discussed shortly....but for now I just want to say again...
EEEEEEEeeewwwwww.
[:D]
Can you hear me now?
what? all I heard was "EEEEEEEeee.."
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Think of how many of those you have ate over the years. Most of them were probably right after he licked his butt! [:)] Thats why I never allowed a animal in the house. 0 -
probbly 1/2 of 1% of his hair grows on his butt. and he didn't lick his butt anyway, he licked his weewee, which doesn't grow hair on it, and not once did I see him spit out hair after he licked himself. it didn't bother me. dog hair doesn't bother me. I'd lick him all over myself (except his butt) and it wouldn't bother me one bit.
and the guy that owns the laundromat really hated all that dog hair.0 -
Imagine how much of YOUR scuzz is in your poor dog's ears. [:D] 0 -
You sure that hair's from a dog? It look like it came from a ice cream..cat to me. 0 -
I don't shed much. 0 -
Originally posted by buschmaster
I'd lick him all over myself (except his butt) and it wouldn't bother me one bit.
Eeeewwwuuuu! Not a good image, not a good image at all. [:(][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
probbly 1/2 of 1% of his hair grows on his butt. and he didn't lick his butt anyway, he licked his weewee, which doesn't grow hair on it, and not once did I see him spit out hair after he licked himself. it didn't bother me. dog hair doesn't bother me. I'd lick him all over myself (except his butt) and it wouldn't bother me one bit.
and the guy that owns the laundromat really hated all that dog hair.
you would lick his weewee too??? Better pet him first, he might bite ya[:D][:D]0 -
Gross!!! You even made your dog puke! 0 -
yep, I got a good close look, it's one of those smaller whiskers off his schnozz, about 1". definitely rottweiler. plus, this whole 'ear chirp' thing started about the time I got him, so that must be where it came from. 0 -
if you don't believe me, name a body part and I'll take a picture of me licking it. no problem. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
if you don't believe me, name a body part and I'll take a picture of me licking it. no problem.
Mom?0 -
Wow, imagine what you would get out if you gave yourself an enema?[;)][:D]
Add some shampoo and kill two birds with one stone.[:0][8D]0 -
uuhh, I think I'm going to go brush my dog or something... 0 -
I have a chow lab mix and his hair is very course and if you walk barefoot you will get a hair stuck in your foot. I have pulled countless hairs out of my feet and the old ladys feet when we forget to slip on the footwear. The hair is like little needles and very strong. We have to vaccumm every day and wear slippers around the house. Our other dog is a german pointer and his hair is not course and we have no problems with it and he sheds very little but that damn chow lab sheds a lot more and we are constantly using a sheding rake on him to keep the hair down and vacuum him also. 0 -
Never, never stick anything in your ear. That's why God invented doctors. 0 -
Dunno about you, but every time I get a physical exam, the doctor checks my ears. I think a doctor would have seen it. 0 -
At least ya doc got the dog out.. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by The Tinman
Dunno about you, but every time I get a physical exam, the doctor checks my ears. I think a doctor would have seen it.
+1 I dont believe for one second that it would have lasted 10 years in an ear.0 -
quote:Originally posted by gagirl
quote:Originally posted by The Tinman
Dunno about you, but every time I get a physical exam, the doctor checks my ears. I think a doctor would have seen it.
+1 I dont believe for one second that it would have lasted 10 years in an ear.
I can believe it, and also believe that much of the time many docs just
go through the motions.."pay the clerk on your way out".0 -
the last time I had a doctor check me over was 1995 (when I was thinking about joining the army) and that was again the first time in years. I don't have the time or money for such things! I can't spend 100$ or whatever for a doctor to tell me I'm ok once a year, I only go to a doctor when I really have to. 0 -
Buschie Boy...Keep on dreamin' there son..You'll be 70 in just about a month..or so it seemed to go with me.. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
probbly 1/2 of 1% of his hair grows on his butt. and he didn't lick his butt anyway, he licked his weewee, which doesn't grow hair on it, and not once did I see him spit out hair after he licked himself. it didn't bother me. dog hair doesn't bother me. I'd lick him all over myself (except his butt) and it wouldn't bother me one bit.
and the guy that owns the laundromat really hated all that dog hair.
To quote an earlier poster
"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW"0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
if you don't believe me, name a body part and I'll take a picture of me licking it. no problem.
Hey, can you lick your elbow?0 -
quote:Originally posted by TexasVet
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
if you don't believe me, name a body part and I'll take a picture of me licking it. no problem.
Hey, can you lick your elbow?
Now that I'd pay to see.0 -
quote:Originally posted by TexasVet
Hey, can you lick your elbow?sort of, not good enough to entertain somebody with it0
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