Water or wine?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of w ine... and those who don't...
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water
and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as
a public service
Bob Schrader
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water
and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as
a public service
Bob Schrader
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