NO SEX SENCE 1955
A crusty old Marine Corps Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "It's only 2130 now."
I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME !!!!
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "It's only 2130 now."
I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME !!!!
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I started setting my girlfriends clocks to military/24hr time about a month ago. At first, it pissed her off. Now that she has learned it, she understands why it's far superior to AM/PM for mail and documents.0 -
I use military time all the time. I haven't heard any complaints, but I even log my grandson in at daycare using military time. 0 -
I lived in Europe for awhile. They used military time quite often. It irritated me. I never got the hang of liters, kilometers, grams, or military time. I always had to add or subtract 12 to really know what time it was. 0 -
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