Things that make you poop!

FEENIX

July 30, 2007 17:55

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence

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HUSBAND: "S-H-I-T" [:p]

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  jimdeere

  July 30, 2007 18:00

  There's never a right answer, is there? How come wives can remember what you said, word for word, five months and three days ago, and you can't remember what you had for supper last night?

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  jwb267

  July 30, 2007 18:03

  [:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)]

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