When the SHTF?????
First of all,how could this happen? And,who is doing it? Most fans are ceiling or window mounted. I heard a story once about some monkeys in a zoo and,never mind,I DON'T want to know! Anyway,if you,or someone you know is cr@pping on fans,maybe you need help. Guns won't help you at this point.
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I think it refers to a rising level of shizzle until it reaches the ceiling. 0 -
I'm guessing you don't have children? 0 -
Rosie,
Yes,I do,and a Grand-daughter,but none have been able to accomplish that.
Maybe we're not feeding them right?[;)]0 -
Don't you remember when they were about 10 or 12 months sitting on the floor, diaper leaking out the side and them patting gleefully and laughing like crazy? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I think it refers to a rising level of shizzle until it reaches the ceiling.
It may also be the expected spray pattern caused by shtf, which would be a giant mess that would require a lot of work to rectify.[:D]0 -
I believe some boys in a Frat house were the ones that discovered
this....[;)]0 -
This may be a problem caused by overdose of Viagra, which of course is used for erectum disfunction. The overuse might cause a rise in the general elevation of the discharge of said fan hitting projectile. Problem may be further enhanced by taking in large amounts of cheap alcoholic beverages or mexican food. During such outbreaks it is advised that one keep sufficient distance from others so as to not involve them in the event. Prompt medical attention may be warranted. 0 -
Oh yes,all too well.
I just can't figure out how all these adults are doing it. I mean, "what gun to grab","what's in your SHTF bag","where you gonna go" scenarios ain't hittin' fooey,if you'll pardon the expression.
What they'll really need is a full rubber suit-level 5 Hazmat or better,disinfectant,deodorizer,rubber boots and gloves,scuba gear or scba,water hose and some sort of baseball bat to clobber the dumba$$ that did it in the first place.
Unless,of course,said substance comes from some external source.
That would be a whole 'nother discussion...0 -
I didn't say fooey,dammit... 0 -
I saw a big Cat bulldozer attempt to cross the Fox River. THey were laying a pipeline and it would have been cheaper to drive through the river than load them up and drive around the river. Half way across water was up to the fan blade and they had to back out.
The SHTF is kind of like that. Things get so bad, it's up to the fan blade. The the fan then acts like a propeller and things get real ugly.0 -
SHTF.Denotes a point in time, where threats,faints, "I swear i'm gonna's. No longer are an option.It refers to a time, when only ACTION, is a viable alternative...
Best i can do...to xplain it...
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quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
I saw a big Cat bulldozer attempt to cross the Fox River. THey were laying a pipeline and it would have been cheaper to drive through the river than load them up and drive around the river. Half way across water was up to the fan blade and they had to back out.
The SHTF is kind of like that. Things get so bad, it's up to the fan blade. The the fan then acts like a propeller and things get real ugly.
Oh,I see.
Thanks Captplaid,I never made the connection.0 -
quote:Originally posted by bigt7mm
First of all,how could this happen?
Way too much Koshi Go Lean Crunch.....
quote:And,who is doing it?
People with healthy colons......
quote:Most fans are ceiling or window mounted.
Ya, so what; have you not studied ballistics???
quote:I heard a story once about some monkeys in a zoo and,never mind,I DON'T want to know! Anyway,if you,or someone you know is cr@pping on fans,maybe you need help. Guns won't help you at this point.
Bullcrap cop out [:D]
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They caught it on film in the movie "Airplane." 0 -
They caught it on film in the movie "Airplane." 0 -
from airplane 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WxrzjnRLMc0 -
hey 11111 coooool 0 -
...folks in the west don't say if TSHTF...they say when TSHTF. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
They caught it on film in the movie "Airplane."
It's kind of a disappointing seen. It hits the fans and just drops with a plop.0 -
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http://bigfun.be/Picture/Revenge_4.htm0 -
WOW this whole post is a bunch of shift[:o)][:o)][:o)][;)] 0 -
Read this post also, so I'm replying. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Raupleminze
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I think it refers to a rising level of shizzle until it reaches the ceiling.
It may also be the expected spray pattern caused by shtf, which would be a giant mess that would require a lot of work to rectify.[:D]
rectify or RECTOLFLY?0 -
I can remember some Sat. AM's when I could hit a fan, no prob.
Hell, in those days I could hit a Coke bottle at 50 feet!
[:D]barto[:D]0 -
I prefer the term... "When The Balloon Goes Up"
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quote:Originally posted by jabronij3
quote:Originally posted by Raupleminze
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I think it refers to a rising level of shizzle until it reaches the ceiling.
It may also be the expected spray pattern caused by shtf, which would be a giant mess that would require a lot of work to rectify.[:D]
rectify or RECTOLFLY?
Actually it would be rectalfy0 -
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