I want to live my next life backwards!
Imagine this.
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat!
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day and you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school, play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap.
Until finally . . . you finish off as an orgasm!
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You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat!
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day and you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school, play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap.
Until finally . . . you finish off as an orgasm!
[:D]
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Imagine this.
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat!
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day and you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school, play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap.
Until finally . . . you finish off as an orgasm!
[:D]
*My father told me this 25 years ago, his favorite joke. [;)]0 -
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My kind of life. 0 -
Dying during n orgasm probably isn't so bad either - but I enjoyed having the
experience of being older ... I'm not sure it would work as well the other way.
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Sounds good to me. (That wouldnt be a bad way to go out at any age) 0 -
YOUR GOOFY[:o)][V] 0
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