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  • uk-bulldog
    Mean, but funny.

    A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
    asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
    has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
    move."

    "Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother
    Teresa 's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved,
    indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St.
    Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln 's clock. The hands
    have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies
    in his entire life."

    "Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.

    "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
    ceiling fan."
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  • Spider7115
    Ours go back November 4th.

    Starting in 2007, Daylight Saving Time (DST) begins each year at 2:00 a.m. (local time) on the second Sunday in March in most of the United States and its territories. Clocks must be moved ahead one hour when DST goes into effect. DST is not observed in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and the state of Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation, which does observe DST).

    Standard Time begins each year at 2:00 a.m. (local time) on the first Sunday of November. Move your clocks back one hour at the resumption of Standard Time.

    In 2007, DST begins at 2:00 a.m. (local time) on March 11, 2007.

    In 2007, DST ends at 2:00 a.m. (local time) on November 4, 2007.

    The current Daylight Saving Time rules represent a change from the past. On August 8, 2005, President Bush signed the Energy Policy Act of 2005, which included the changes in Daylight Saving Time described above, effective in 2007. Prior to 2007, DST began at 2:00 a.m. (local time) on the first Sunday in April, and ended at 2:00 a.m. (local time) on the last Sunday in October.
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  • FrancF
    Time- It has no beginning or end.
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  • buschmaster
    how about a Clock 17

    GlockClock17-600.jpg
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  • Henry0Reilly
    The State of Indiana is observing DST for the first time since the early 1970's. We were in the Central Time Zone but we switched to the Eastern Zone and did not change our clocks. Essentially we were on "daylight savings" the year round.

    Apparently this policy was too confusing for people that live elsewhere. The Govenor even claimed that businesses refused to locate in Indiana due to the DST issue. *sigh* Eventually the legislature caved in to the peer pressure, as it were, and we're now doing DST again but we stayed in the Eastern Time Zone.
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  • Wild Okie
    I hate time changes and no hunting signs.

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  • jwb267
    IT SUCKS! take 1/2 hour and moove it back and leave it a lone
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