Thursday evening funnies #1
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center
Rock the Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put
you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and
every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Rock
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from
his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch
the watch, and watch the watch.."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed
back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from
the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
shattering into a hundred pieces. . .
"CRAP" said Rock.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
Rock the Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put
you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and
every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Rock
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from
his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch
the watch, and watch the watch.."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed
back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from
the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
shattering into a hundred pieces. . .
"CRAP" said Rock.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
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LOL!!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D] Gotta love poop humor. Old-people humor is great too. Combine the two together, and you've got something that's hard to beat! 0
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