Basic Conversions (Joke)
01. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
02. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
03. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
04. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
05. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
06. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
07. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
08. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
09. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
12. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
13. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
15. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
17. 10 rations = 1 decoration
18. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
19. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
20. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision!
02. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
03. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
04. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
05. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
06. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
07. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
08. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
09. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
12. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
13. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
15. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
17. 10 rations = 1 decoration
18. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
19. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
20. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision!
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#2 should be 2204.62 lbs of Chinese soup= wom ton. The ChiComs use the metric system. 0 -
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