Ever wonder why....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
And...
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why - don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
And...
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why - don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Same reason we Drive on Parkways, and Park on Driveways..[:D] 0 -
Ever wonder why there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky? 0 -
Or the sign at McDonalds that says..Braille menu available..[8D] 0 -
I've pondered those many issues many a time...
... it's why I spent three months in a mental ward wrapped up in a straight jacket and hockey mask screaming about the end of the world.[:p][:D][;)]0 -
Too deep for me! 0 -
Nope, I am untroubled by existential angst. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Daddie_Tom
Or the sign at McDonalds that says..Braille menu available..[8D]
or the braille key pads on drive thru ATM machines!!!0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Nope, I am untroubled by existential angst.
Yeah, What he said!!!
What did you say?![:D]0 -
Does anyone know how close a fly flies to the celing before it turns over to land? 0 -
Or braille anywhere for that matter how is a blind person supposed to find the sign to begin with in order to read the braille????? sight dogs aren't that smart. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
Ever wonder why there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
[:D][:D][:D]0 -
Jumbo Shrimp, Free Rent, No purchase necessary,details inside[?] 0 -
sounds alot like a George Carlin skit. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
Ever wonder why there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
Submarines don't fly through the air?0 -
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
Ever wonder why there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
Submarines don't fly through the air?
....and a little thing called gravity.0 -
I did a job for a doctor once,he ask why my price was so high?I said that I garantee my work!(true story) 0 -
quote:Originally posted by guntech59
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
Ever wonder why there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
Submarines don't fly through the air?
....and a little thing called gravity.
That doesn't stop aircraft.0 -
....from being at the bottom of the ocean. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by guntech59
....from being at the bottom of the ocean.
+1
If planes are so great, then why is it we've never left one up there?0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
quote:Originally posted by guntech59
....from being at the bottom of the ocean.
+1
If planes are so great, then why is it we've never left one up there?
Oil, that's why they land. For more oil.0 -
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
quote:Originally posted by guntech59
....from being at the bottom of the ocean.
+1
If planes are so great, then why is it we've never left one up there?
Oil, that's why they land. For more oil.
Now you're just trying to change the subject. The point is that air craft of any kind suck because they can't stay up there indefinatly.0
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