It's actually a good idea!
Letter to the Airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! -
The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least
triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the
cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see half naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the
tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
[:D]
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! -
The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least
triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the
cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see half naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the
tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
[:D]
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Ah, the days of Pacific Southwest Airlines with their gorgeous stewardesses in hot pants.
Pete0 -
quote:Ah, the days of Pacific Southwest Airlines with their gorgeous stewardesses in hot pants.
The problem is their all the same girls as before, just 40 years older[:0]0 -
Probably the only good idea that hideous chud ever had... 0
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