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  • p3skyking
    How many flight attendants and pilots does it take to change a light bulb?










    Answer: More than was on that aircraft.[:o)]
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  • allen griggs
    Damn those airlines to hell. I haven't flown since 1990.
    If I have to cross the country, I just rent a Taurus and go. Set aside a couple days for travel each way, and enjoy the trip, and make the trip on my own terms.
    The hell if I am going to be treated that way, told by some biatch to sit still, I can't use the bathroom.
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  • jabronij3
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    Damn those airlines to hell. I haven't flown since 1990.
    If I have to cross the country, I just rent a Taurus and go. Set aside a couple days for travel each way, and enjoy the trip, and make the trip on my own terms.
    The hell if I am going to be treated that way, told by some biatch to sit still, I can't use the bathroom.
    would you like someone to call your wife that just because she was doing her job?
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  • allen griggs
    If my wife was telling a grown man that he couldn't get up and use the bathroom, the she would BE a biatch.

    She vas chusst following orders? That's what all the Krauts said at Nurenberg.
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  • hissinggoose
    A DOZEN POLICE OFFICERS?? [?]
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  • jabronij3
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    If my wife was telling a grown man that he couldn't get up and use the bathroom, the she would BE a biatch.

    She vas chusst following orders? That's what all the Krauts said at Nurenberg.

    bi are we? lingual that is [;)]
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  • jabronij3
    all I can say is if you're on a plane and the sign says fasten seat belts and you want to get up anyway jump yo happy ass up and yell ALLAH AKBAR! that will surely get the air marshalls attention then you won't need to go pee anymore!
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  • KSUmarksman
    "the bathroom was unusable because the light was out"

    you know, when I have to go in the middle of the night I use my cellphone as a nightlight so I don't blind myself with 400W of overhead lights, I guess the flight crew were too stupid to think someone is that creative...
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  • Slow_Hand
    On a flight from NYC to Phoenix, we had just touched down and were rolling along the tarmac when a young man needed to use the bathroom and was getting quite anxious in his seat. He raised his hand and the flight attendant said no, he must remain seated. He asked again and she very sternly said "No!, you must remain seated until we have reached the gate and the Captain has blah, blah....."

    Well, about 5 seconds later, the guy jumped up and ran - I mean ran - back to the bathroom and was in there a while. We reached the gate and the Captain greeted two security guards who waited for the young man to come out of the john and then escorted him away. Later on in the terminal, we saw the guy talking amicably with the cops and apparently it was over without further incident or punishment.

    We've all been there - sometimes Mother Nature just doesn't want to wait. Flight attendants are generally pretty good and empathetic but some - not too many - are simply brainless robots on auto-pilot.
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