Man's Best Friend
Post some pictures of your dog.
I know we all have them and they are our pals and protectors and a big part of our family.
I will start it out. The Siberian Husky is my dog Ginger. The other is my mother-in-laws mix Lucky.
Both came from the Animal Welfare League.
Waiting for a dog bone given by my daughter. Best buddies.
I know we all have them and they are our pals and protectors and a big part of our family.
I will start it out. The Siberian Husky is my dog Ginger. The other is my mother-in-laws mix Lucky.
Both came from the Animal Welfare League.
Waiting for a dog bone given by my daughter. Best buddies.
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the m! ost amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' -Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret0 -
1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog's parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a
day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with
both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
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