Football
So did anyone see the news about the group that wants to set off dirty bombs in 6 football stadiums this Sunday. The FBI said it's a hoax. The Browns stadium is one of the stadiums on the list. (I work for the company that does security there and have done security for games).
(Personally I think the Browns bomb enough)
(Personally I think the Browns bomb enough)
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I have my football fix now
everything is better now
love this time of the year cooler weather/hunting season/holidays/
and FOOTBALL0 -
[:D]now this I could get into [}:)][:D][:p] 
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Good day to do nothing and just watch. If I stay awake Hydroco/Acetaminop for my hand kind of makes me sleepy. And Makes me want to do nothing. 0 -
The Perfect Quarterback
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> The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints.
> The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
> the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
> couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.
>
> Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
> Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
> Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
> hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he
> threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing
> car going 80 miles per hour.
>
> I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the
> perfect arm!"
>
> So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the
> great game of football ....... and sure enough the Saints go on to
> win the Super Bowl.
>
> The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the
> coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his
> mother.
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> "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
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> "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
> deserted us. You are not my son!"
>
> "Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just
> won the greatest sporting event in the world!"
>
> "No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment
> there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
> rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their
> lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
> doesn't get raped!"
>
> The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive
> you for making us move to New Orleans!">
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How Bout Them DAWGS ?????[:)][:)]
UGA 27 Tenn 14
Keep Your Powder Dry
NRA Life Member
The only criminal class that is native to the United States is congress.
MARK TWAIN0 -
WVU-NO GO
Marshall-GO
Concord-NO GO
West Virginia Scores0 -
GO RAIDERS
Sorry; I just had to do that.0 -
Did I mention that I HATE football??? The Redskins loose again.[B)][:(!][xx(][V][V] 0 -
Who is your favorite football team? Mine is the Kansas City Cheifs[:p][:D][:D][}:)]come on people i know you can post[:p][:D] 0 -
Haven't ever watched much European football, but sitting here watching an Olympic football match, if any one of those players so much as gets his pinky touched by another player, they hit the ground and roll around withering in pain and look like they are going to pass out. sheesh.[:X] 0 -
I'm not much of a foot ball fan but,.I thought you guys might enjoy this? [:)]
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(1) What does the average Texas player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Baylor cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a University of Oklahoma graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Nebraska football player has a girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
(6) Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a University of Kansas
football player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Missouri freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Manhattan, Kansas. He knew that the police would never look at KSU
for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY
10) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by M44_Kid
Who is your favorite football team? Mine is the Kansas City Cheifs[:p][:D][:D][}:)]
The chiefs are ok since they originated in Dallas.
Which leads me to say
GO COWBOYS!!!0 -
da Bears! 0 -
i don't have a favorite team, i have always been more of a favorite player kind of guy.
1st was Barry Sanders when i was younger, couldn't tell you how i got hooked on him
then i started watching McNabb in college so i kind of follow the eagles a little now a days
being from ny i usually route for the giants too0 -
Niners.
Pete0 -
cowboys, since the 80s. might as well stick with em 0 -
Colts, baby! It will be a tough year for them though. They lost a lot of good defensive players.
Nobody picked them last year either, though.0 -
I've been thinking of setting up some football boards with guns as prizes..I don't know if it's legal though, gotta do some checking first. I have a few I could do, get what they're worth, and make a good deal for the winner at the same time. Not a great deal for the losers, but better than Vegas..hehehe 0 -
i dont have time for football (dont care for it any way)
its hunting season [:D][:D]0 -
Ravens: Best Watch Out This Year ( D is on Fire ) 0 -
Fly Eagles Fly on the road to victory [8D][8D][8D]
What can I say , I live in Pa. [:o)][:o)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 375H&H
Fly Eagles Fly on the road to victory [8D][8D][8D]
What can I say , I live in Pa. [:o)][:o)]
I guess you could mention the Steelers...
Nah!0 -
Steelers fan from way back... I really dont watch the NFL much anymore. College football is ten times better. For that matter any college sports are better than pro... 0 -
Green Bay Packers, through thick and thin. 0 -
Who are the Cowboys? OH the team with the great cheerleaders. Go Patriots 0 -
quote:Originally posted by HandLoad
Green Bay Packers, through thick and thin.
Yeah, I got this autographed Packer photo...0 -
quote:Originally posted by brier-49
Who are the Cowboys? OH the team with the great cheerleaders. Go Patriots
The team that is still more popular around the country than the parity patriots[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by brier-49
Who are the Cowboys? OH the team with the great cheerleaders. Go Patriots
Also the team with 5 superbowls and the NFL's all time leading rusher. Not to mention a bunch of Hall of Famers. That's all that is!0 -
Steelers all the way. The Cowboys are very popular and also the MOST UNPOPULAR. 0 -
Foosball is the devil! Don 0
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