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  • zipperzap
    Go down to the sea in a boat.

    Then the girls could sail me away - south into clear skies and
    soft summer breezes.
    [:D]
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  • Rockatansky
    Take pelosi, boxer, clinton etc. with me.
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  • Oren Rudder
    GET A SECOND OPINION
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  • bingeebob
    learn how to ride a motorcycle, stop trying to quit smoking, do some things i always wished i could but didnt want to pay the price...
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  • Kimbercolt
    I would take a trip across the states on a bike, and end up at that chruch that is protesting our soldiers funeral, and take as many of those scum bags with me.

    No I guess I would just drive across the states.
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  • select-fire
    6th Gear in the Corvette.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    quote:Originally posted by Oren Rudder
    GET A SECOND OPINION


    It's pretty darn rare that a doc can say "you'll be dead in a 14 days or less" with any certainty.
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  • Colt Super
    Of course I know that.

    Just a little exercise, like "if you could only have one firearm..."

    Doug
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Print: Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dying Lyrics print version

    Verse 1
    He said I was in my early forties, with a lot of life before me
    And one moment came that stopped me on a dime
    I spent most of the next days, looking at the x-rays
    Talking bout' the options and talking bout' sweet times.
    I asked him when it sank in, that this might really be the real end
    How's it hit 'cha when you get that kind of news?
    Man what did ya do?
    He said

    Chorus
    I went skydiving
    I went rocky mountain climbing
    I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
    And I loved deeper
    And I spoke sweeter
    And I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'
    And he said some day I hope you get the chance
    To live like you were dyin'

    Verse 2
    He said I was finally the husband, that most the time I wasn't
    And I became a friend, a friend would like to have
    And all of a sudden goin' fishin, wasn't such an imposition
    And I went three times that year I lost my dad
    Well I finally read the good book, and I took a good long hard look
    At what I'd do if I could do it all again
    And then

    Chorus
    I went skydiving
    I went rocky mountain climbing
    I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Shu
    And I loved deeper
    And I spoke sweeter
    And I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'
    And he said some day I hope you get the chance
    To live like you were dyin'

    Bridge
    Like tomorrow was the end
    And ya got eternity to think about what to do with it
    What should you do with it
    What can I do with it
    What would I do with it

    Skydiving
    I went rocky mountain climbing
    I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
    And man I loved deeper
    And I spoke sweeter
    And I watched an eagle as it was flyin'
    And he said some day I hope you get the chance
    To live like you were dyin'

    To live like you were dyin' (4x)
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  • mond
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    ...that he just discovered that you had a fatal disease that would kill you in a week or two - what things would you do for your remaining time on earth ??

    Doug

    * edited to correct syntax


    party & proove 'em wrong!! [;)] get a month at least.
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  • iluvguns
    Unlimited Viagra!
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  • p3skyking
    Enjoy every vice that was bad for me, like cigars, good whiskey, steaks, and ice cream. Real ice cream!

    Love Shari like there's no tomorrow......because there wouldn't be.[;)]
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  • select-fire
    quote:Originally posted by Henry0Reilly
    quote:Originally posted by Oren Rudder
    GET A SECOND OPINION


    It's pretty darn rare that a doc can say "you'll be dead in a 14 days or less" with any certainty.



    It is rare, but a older gentleman I know had it happen. His family flipped out. Hospital had operated once on him and said it was terminal. He went to the Mayo Clinic in Minn. and had one operation,and they said he would be ok.
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  • sarge_3ad
    If it was definate, I would buy a bottle and get drunk. I haven't had a drink in over 4 years.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Oren Rudder
    GET A SECOND OPINION
    BINGO
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  • select-fire
    The second Dr. will see you in Three weeks..
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  • jonk
    If for real and it wasn't something contagious, I would pretty much drink smoke gorge and wench 24/7 until I passed out, then wake up and start over again. I might try drugs for the first time, go skydiving, bungee jumping, etc. Anything too stupid or wild to do while expecting another 50 years or so would be game.
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  • M44_Kid
    get it checked out by another doctor!!![:D]
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  • Don McManus
    As I am currently 100% content with my life, I would change nothing.
    Nothing at all.
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  • LaidbackDan
    Cancel my subscription to the "book of the month club".
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  • elkoholic
    Hug my wife and kids for a 2 weeks.
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  • Rack Ops
    I'd rub out the Westboro Baptist Church
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    The second Dr. will see you in Three weeks..
    [:0][:0][;)]
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  • Rosie
    Cry a lot
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Start to wonder if their really was a GOD.
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  • RustyBones
    start writing

    how much knowledge is lost between generations?

    not that i have much knowledge, but some random trivia never hurt anyone
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  • HandgunHTR52
    1. Pull all my retirement savings and mortgage the hell out of myself.

    2. Buy a military surplus tank (any model, doesn't matter)

    3. Drive said tank down I-75/85 in downtown Atlanta at 0730. If you have ever had to drive in Atlanta during rush hour you would understand!
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  • cmd66
    Get a second opinion.
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