The Picture - joke
PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
After a long night of making love, Thomas R. notices a photo
of another man
on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she
answers.
"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
After a long night of making love, Thomas R. notices a photo
of another man
on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she
answers.
"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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The adam's apple should have raised a warning flag, that or when she was crushing beer cans on her forehead at the bar.[:D] 0 -
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Good one.[8D][8D][:D][:D] 0 -
Damn, that's a scary one.[:0] 0
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