The "Wheelie King" has retired
My oldest sisters son is 34 years old, going on 16. He has a Suzuki Hybusa and a custom set of leathers that dawn the name, "The Wheelie King". He is married with three children and a wife that puts up with his childish actions. If you have ever driven through Dallas and been passed by a sport bike on one wheel running 100+ mph, you have probably seen my nephew. He has no less than 15 citations in the last three years to prove how good he is.
Last night, out with his buddies and doing the one wheel tango, he found out just how right all of us who told him it was only a matter of time really were. He lost it around 80mph and is now nursing a broken leg, broken arm and broken collar bone. The leathers did do a good job of preventing road rash, but it didn't keep the bones from snapping like twigs!
I went to visit him this morning, and even with the morphine, he's in a lot of pain. I stayed only a few minutes because his wife wasn't through eating him out. He did tell me, "The Wheelie King is retired." I'm sure someone is waiting to take his place.[:(!]
Last night, out with his buddies and doing the one wheel tango, he found out just how right all of us who told him it was only a matter of time really were. He lost it around 80mph and is now nursing a broken leg, broken arm and broken collar bone. The leathers did do a good job of preventing road rash, but it didn't keep the bones from snapping like twigs!
I went to visit him this morning, and even with the morphine, he's in a lot of pain. I stayed only a few minutes because his wife wasn't through eating him out. He did tell me, "The Wheelie King is retired." I'm sure someone is waiting to take his place.[:(!]
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SORRY HE GOT HURT but, maybe this will wake him up seriously before he leaves a family missing him
we do wish him well will pray for speedy complete recovery and retention of the sense that got knocked into him and that it's not the pain or morphine talking.
GOOD LUCK!0 -
Some people have to be smacked up side the head to learn a lesson, Glad he's going to live through this one. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jabronij3
SORRY HE GOT HURT but, maybe this will wake him up seriously before he leaves a family missing him
we do wish him well will pray for speedy complete recovery and retention of the sense that got knocked into him and that it's not the pain or morphine talking.
GOOD LUCK!
His wife will not allow him on a bike again. She has already told him, in all seriousness, that if he throws his leg across one again, she's filing for divorce.
Since none of his injuries are life threatening, I hope the pain teaches him a lesson.0 -
Since none of his injuries are life threatening, I hope the pain teaches him a lesson.
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well said!0 -
Motorcycles are inherently dangerous and should be outlawed. Black ones are worse than non black ones. There should be a 10 horsepower limit on motorcyles which should only be owned by approved riders. 0 -
I'm glad you still have a nephew. 0 -
What do you think he'll be doing after the divorce??
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quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
What do you think he'll be doing after the divorce??
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